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New York, 11:31 PM
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/01/09

    In reply to November: Fin.
    If you squint your eyes just right, the whole thing looks like a Roland Emmerich storyboard.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/01/09

    In reply to November: Fin.
    The picture in number 2 looks like something you pulled off unfortunatetattoos.com
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12/01/09

    In reply to November: Fin.
    Grady's going to go blind if he keeps staring at his iPhone so closely.
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    11/25/09

    In reply to An Angry Message For The Sports Fella, From The Star Of TV's Brooklyn Bridge
    Geez, I can't imagine why Simmons might ignore the email.
    Really, I can't..the damn thing was too long and I refuse to read it all.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    11/25/09

    In reply to An Angry Message For The Sports Fella, From The Star Of TV's Brooklyn Bridge
    I don't know how Danny boy found the time to write such a strongly worded letter in between cashing all his royalty cheques.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    11/25/09

    In reply to An Angry Message For The Sports Fella, From The Star Of TV's Brooklyn Bridge
    For an English major you would think he understands "P.S." means postscript and doesn't belong in the middle of his damned letter?
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    11/25/09

    In reply to An Angry Message For The Sports Fella, From The Star Of TV's Brooklyn Bridge
    You don't need Sports Fella's acknowledgement Danny, you still have your successful acting career to fall back on.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11/25/09

    In reply to An Angry Message For The Sports Fella, From The Star Of TV's Brooklyn Bridge
    LOUD NOISES!
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    Image of Voltron's Underwear Voltron's Underwear
    11/25/09

    In reply to An Angry Message For The Sports Fella, From The Star Of TV's Brooklyn Bridge
    Danny, i submit the Patrck Chewing theory, had he consumed mass quantities of Snickers in the 90s he would have lead the Knicks to NBA greatness
     Reply
    norbizness promoted this comment Voltron's Underwear was starred Voltron's Underwear was unstarred
    Image of norbizness norbizness
    11/25/09

    @Voltron's Underwear: "Charles Oakley?" "What's up, Ryan? AAAAAAAAHHHHH (punches Ryan in the throat)."
     Reply
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/25/09

    In reply to An Angry Message For The Sports Fella, From The Star Of TV's Brooklyn Bridge
    He was also damn good, played as hard as anyone ever has and adjusted his game in ways that nobody has ever given him credit for

    And that was just at the titty bars!
     Reply
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    Image of Tony Reali's Winning Smile Tony Reali's Winning Smile
    11/25/09

    In reply to An Angry Message For The Sports Fella, From The Star Of TV's Brooklyn Bridge
    Later, Danny and Sandra Bernhard are going to kidnap Simmons and hold him for ransom until Danny gets to write a column in his place.
     Reply
    formerly Chief Wahoo promoted this comment Tony Reali's Winning Smile was starred Tony Reali's Winning Smile was unstarred
    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    11/25/09

    @Tony Reali's Winning Smile: Jerry Langford is not nearly as arrogant as Simmons.
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    Image of Armen Tamzarian Armen Tamzarian
    11/25/09

    In reply to An Angry Message For The Sports Fella, From The Star Of TV's Brooklyn Bridge

    Don't feel bad Danny. Bill hates all Ewings.
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    Dany Heatley Speedwagon promoted this comment Armen Tamzarian was starred Armen Tamzarian was unstarred
    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    11/25/09

    @Armen Tamzarian: +1
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    11/25/09

    In reply to An Angry Message For The Sports Fella, From The Star Of TV's Brooklyn Bridge
    Celebrities, They're Just Like Us!
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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    11/25/09

    In reply to An Angry Message For The Sports Fella, From The Star Of TV's Brooklyn Bridge
    Still waiting for the short brother from The Hogan Family to take Mariotti to task.
     Reply
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/25/09

    In reply to An Angry Message For The Sports Fella, From The Star Of TV's Brooklyn Bridge
    I'd love to know what the ginger kid from Picket Fences thinks about all of this.
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