NFL Considers That Maybe It Was Wrong And Bill Belichick Was Right

Bill Belichick was grumpily baffled by the NFL owners' unwillingness to even consider his plan to install permanent cameras aimed at the sidelines and goal lines in every stadium. And he was even more upset they claimed it wasn't a possibility because it would have been too expensive. Well, I guess someone rifled… » 3/30/15 11:19am Monday 11:19am

Bill Belichick Is Pissed The NFL Won't Adopt His Great Idea

This seems as uncontroversial as it comes: everyone, from fans to bookmakers to players and coaches and officials alike, just wants the NFL to get calls right. So why is there so much resistance to Bill Belichick's long-fought attempts to have cameras permanently installed on every field's boundary lines? The owners… » 3/26/15 9:38am 3/26/15 9:38am

What Are Bill Belichick's Other Horcruxes?

Seeing as how Lord Belichick inadvertently revealed the nature of one of his Horcruxes today, we thought now would be a good time to try and figure out what items house the other six pieces of his sundered soul. These are our guesses, and please feel free to share your own in the comments. » 1/27/15 4:55pm 1/27/15 4:55pm

One-Seventh Of Bill Belichick's Soul Likely Hidden In Monkey Puppet

During his Media Day session, Bill Belichick received a question that was actually valuable from Patriots linebacker Jerod Mayo's daughter. She asked him what his favorite stuffed animal was, and Belichick hit her with this: » 1/27/15 1:59pm 1/27/15 1:59pm

Robert Kraft Doubles Down On Patriots' Innocence, Asks NFL For Apology

Patriots owner Robert Kraft crashed a press conference scheduled for Bill Belichick and Tom Brady in Arizona tonight, telling the assembled media "I want to make it clear that I believe unconditionally that the New England Patriots have done nothing wrong" in response to accusations that they deflated footballs prior… » 1/26/15 8:49pm 1/26/15 8:49pm

NFL Football Manufacturer Also Says Bill Belichick Is Full Of Shit

It's not just Bill Nye the Science Guy who isn't buying Bill Belichick's involved and theoretical explanation for how the Patriots's underinflated footballs might have gotten that way without any nefarious tactics. Representatives from Wilson, the company that makes the NFL's footballs, say that Belichick's ball story… » 1/26/15 12:24pm 1/26/15 12:24pm

Bill Nye The Science Guy Says Bill Belichick Is Full Of Shit

Science expert Bill Nye appeared on Good Morning America today to unequivocally call out Bill Belichick as a bullshitter. » 1/25/15 9:38am 1/25/15 9:38am

Bill Belichick: "I've Handled Dozens Of Balls" In Search To Do Science

The NFL's resident Mr. Wizard, Bill Belichick, attempted to explain away Ballghazi by running a post pattern on science this afternoon, going long on Boyle's Law and the intricacies of the New England Patriots' process of touching, rubbing, and caressing balls. » 1/24/15 3:28pm 1/24/15 3:28pm

Bill Belichick Was Trying Very Hard Not To Make Accidental Balls Jokes

At his press conference denying knowledge of deflated footballs, Patriots coach Bill Belichick discovered what we've know for days: it's very hard to talk or write about this story without making reference to "balls," and then giggling because it's very, very funny. » 1/22/15 10:50am 1/22/15 10:50am

Bill Belichick, Showing Off His Tube Socks

Bill Belichick, the grumpiest Teletubby, is either ready for a flood or extremely proud of his socks and shoes. This man coaches an NFL team. » 1/18/15 5:31pm 1/18/15 5:31pm

Which Hoodie Brings Bill Belichick The Most Success?

Mike Dussault, also known as @PatsPropaganda, looked through 160 games since 2003 and tracked the types of hoodies worn by Bill Belichick to determine which one yielded the best record. He also specified hoodies with and without sleeves cut off. We thank him for his hard work. » 10/31/14 6:40pm 10/31/14 6:40pm

Bill Belichick Is Fed Up With All These Wrong-Ass Meteorologists

At today's press conference, somebody asked Patriots head coach Bill Belichick if he ever takes the weather forecast into account when game planning, and Belichick responded by going on a sustained grumble-rant about how shitty weather forecasters are at their jobs. » 10/31/14 4:34pm 10/31/14 4:34pm

Bill Belichick Likely To Study Tape Of His Slaying Of Reporter

We've gone over this before, but Bill Belichick's adept at letting reporters draw out their questions before he shuts them down with curt answers. (It's entertaining, if your job isn't covering the Patriots.) Naturally, the media wanted to talk about Peyton Manning vs. the Patriots today, and Belichick did what he… » 10/29/14 4:08pm 10/29/14 4:08pm

You Get Three Questions Before Bill Belichick Changes The Subject

On Tuesday, Darrelle Revis was late to work, so Bill Belichick sent him home—or at least held him out of practice. It wasn't exactly clear. In his first time meeting with the media since then, Belichick was not about to make things any clearer. » 10/24/14 2:18pm 10/24/14 2:18pm

Bill Belichick sent Darrelle Revis home yesterday for being late to practice. Despite violating the Patriot Way, however, Revis's desire to play football remained, because he showed up on time today. [Boston Globe] » 10/23/14 11:46am 10/23/14 11:46am