Here's Bill Cowher Wearing Eye Liner In His Girlfriend's Rock Video

Bill Cowher has a girlfriend. She fronts a hard rock band. Her name is Queen V. Below is a video Queen V released in June. Bill Cowher is in the video. Bill Cowher is wearing eye liner. I can confidently speak for Yinzers everywhere when I tell you nothing makes sense anymore. » 8/22/13 5:13pm 8/22/13 5:13pm

Bill Cowher Crashed His Car In New York City Yesterday

Bill Cowher was involved in a two-car, chain-reaction crash yesterday afternoon on Manhattan's Upper East side. One of the vehicles—not Cowher's—eventually slammed into scaffolding, cracking a pole and and bringing down construction debris. No one was injured. » 6/24/13 11:20am 6/24/13 11:20am

It Appears Bill Cowher Is A Skoal Man

The only bigger waste of time than watching insipid and moronic NFL pre-game shows is watching their post-game counterparts, in which washed-up former stars mumble vacuous platitudes and chickenscratch X's and O's. We noticed something curious last night, though, when Shannon Sharpe suffered a brief moment of… » 1/21/13 11:00am 1/21/13 11:00am

CBS Football Experts Were 3-61 In Pick'em Last Week

Marino. Esiason. Sharpe. Cowher. Football legends all. They managed to compile a mathematically improbable record picking games last week. I think Paul the Octopus could do better, and he's dead. [CBS Sports, h/t Nathan] UPDATE: » 12/10/10 4:00pm 12/10/10 4:00pm

Chin Blossoms: Buffalonians Begin The Cowher Chase In Earnest

Raiders, Bengals and Bears fans have all purchased billboards calling for their teams to clean house in the front office. But those are angry, angry cities. The salt-of-the-earth folk in Upstate New York prefer more constructive advice on their roadsides. » 1/08/10 1:20pm 1/08/10 1:20pm

Your Late Games Open Thread

Hey, Bill Cowher's coming back! It'll be his chin vs. Mike Shanahan's teeth for the most desirable 4-12 team. No good late games today, but you can discuss Curtis Painter's inevitable NFL debut here. [ESPN] » 12/27/09 4:00pm 12/27/09 4:00pm

Another Thing Brett Favre Possibly Ruined For The Jets

"Sources close to Cowher said he did not want to have Favre as his quarterback, and that he also wanted to bring in people he was familiar with to handle personnel." [NY Post] » 12/31/08 12:30pm 12/31/08 12:30pm

Psyche! Cowher Comically Pulls Rug From Under Jets

Not so fast, Jets fans. This guy was almost done with his makeshift Bill Cowher T-shirt when the news came down: The Scowl has rebuffed the green and white after all. » 12/31/08 10:15am 12/31/08 10:15am

Cowher Considering Bringing His Scowl To New York

I'd always thought that Bill Cowher looked the most natural in New York, where his scowl seems the most at home. Now, he and the Jets are talking, apparently. » 12/30/08 3:15pm 12/30/08 3:15pm

Buy Bill Cowher's Junk!

One of the many reasons it's good to be a famous sports figure: When you want to clear out your house of a bunch of useless, outdated junk, you can slap a "As Owned By ..." sticker on it, say it's for charity and look like a great guy, rather than just tossing everything out to the street corner and hope somebody… » 4/16/07 3:45pm 4/16/07 3:45pm

Bill Cowher Surprisingly Cool When You Accost Him On The Beach With A…

Via Sports By Brooks, here's a video apparently shot in February 2000 from an incredibly rude (but amusingly inquisitive) fan who ran into Bill Cowher and his wife on an undisclosed tropical locale. » 2/06/07 9:15am 2/06/07 9:15am

Can You Have Steeltown Without Cowher?

The platitudes people hand out when a prominent figure retires or dies can become so banal and repetitive that one ultimately finds oneself almost disliking the departed as a backlash; see Slate's Jack Shafer's look at how journalists covered Gerald Ford's death, as one example. But we have to say: It will really seem… » 1/05/07 10:00am 1/05/07 10:00am

Spit Shield Purchases Skyrocketing In North Carolina

Steelers head coach Bill Cowher, beloved in many places that are not Seattle, may have given some clues yesterday about his plans for the future. He didn't announce anything, but said he'd have something to say about it next week. If he was going to stay, though, why wait to say it? » 12/27/06 12:00pm 12/27/06 12:00pm

Steelers Choose To Stay The Course

We should be saving this for our Heartfelt Fridays post, but, you know, we couldn't wait. So ... sorry. In the Steelers' press conference on Tuesday, coach Bill Cowher said that he is officially taking the blame for the team's 2-5 start, warning everyone to lay off of quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. "It's, like,… » 11/01/06 11:15am 11/01/06 11:15am

An Odd Way To Get Your Coach Off Your Back

Because we're just the kind of sniggering, obnoxious, wisenheimer 14-year-olds you think we are, we thought we'd giggle a bit this morning at Steelers lineback Joey Porter, who is in serious danger of becoming a staple around these parts. » 9/08/06 11:00am 9/08/06 11:00am

Your World Champion Pittsburgh Steelers

Congratulations to the Pittsburgh Steelers, the champions of Super Bowl XL. We'll be back with all kinds more coverage tomorrow, but for now, we salute them, and their fans, who, we suspect, might be a bit vocal tonight. » 2/05/06 9:55pm 2/05/06 9:55pm

The Great Jersey Debate

With the Super Bowl looming, we've just realized that no one has yet tackled one of the really big issues. Namely, the Steelers' uniform color debate. On Tuesday, Pittsburgh coach Bill Cowher announced that the Steelers would be wearing their road white jerseys for the game, even though they are designated as the home… » 1/26/06 10:45am 1/26/06 10:45am

NFL Championship Roundup: Two Bald Guys

• It must have been frustrating for Seahawks quarterback Matt Hasselbeck to have reached nearly the pinnacle of his profession, and, as a reward, be forced to be a supporting character as Terry Bradshaw promoted Failure To Launch. But hey, they're both bald; there's that.
• We cannot be relieved or happy to see a Jake… » 1/23/06 9:15am 1/23/06 9:15am

You Are Wasting Your Panties On Antwaan Randle-El

When he gets them in the mail, 'Twaan throws them away. Ben Roethlisberger, on the other hand, I think enjoys them. "Hey, Ben, when is the last time you got underwear in the mail?" Randle-El asks Roethlisberger. » 1/22/06 2:05pm 1/22/06 2:05pm