Report: Tom Brady Coulda Been A Jet

From the Daily News' Gary Myers comes an alternate history worthy of Harry Turtledove: A source who was in New York's draft room in 2000 claims one scout aggressively urged Bill Parcells to select Tom Brady with the Jets' sixth-round draft pick. » 10/16/14 4:16pm 10/16/14 4:16pm

Bill Parcells Used To Have Drew Bledsoe Fetch Drinks For Mike Francesa

Mike Francesa's gawt a hazing storee for ya in the video above, uh-kay. It dates back to 1993, when Drew Bledsoe was a big-shot rookie with the Patriots. Francesa only took paht beccause it's what Pahcells wanted. But it was hahmless, uh-kay. And now one is left to wonder what Francesa would do with all that… » 11/13/13 3:26pm 11/13/13 3:26pm

Sad: Mike Francesa And Bill Parcells Aren't Buddies Anymore

Whenever Mike Francesa goes on one of his unhinged screeds about Rex Ryan—the ones in which he bloviates about "classlessness" and buffoonery—I imagine Bill Parcells whispering huskily in Francesa's ear: He can coach defense, sure, but that's not what a head coach does, OK? Francesa and Parcells are famously good… » 7/31/13 1:08pm 7/31/13 1:08pm

Parcells And Kraft Both Wish They Hadn't Been Such Dicks Back Then

Bill Parcells and Robert Kraft do not make mistakes. But but... Pete Carroll! Quincy Carter! No. Shut up. Not mistakes. Never mistakes. Just slightly raised cobblestones on the path to greatness. » 6/24/13 4:40pm 6/24/13 4:40pm

Pro Football Hall Of Fame Calls Up Sapp, Parcells, Ogden, Allen and…

The NFL's next Hall of Fame class, just announced, has a few dudes the TV made famous. There's Bill Parcells, who made a coaching career of winning two Super Bowls with the Giants and then convincing other teams believe he might ever do it again; Cris* Carter, who just proved that even Jerry Rice Lite was Hall of Fame… » 2/02/13 7:24pm 2/02/13 7:24pm

Sean Payton Asks Bill Parcells To Coach The Saints For A Year

ESPN reports that Sean Payton has floated the idea that Bill Parcells could be the Saints' placeholder coach while Payton serves his one-year suspension. Parcells is something of a mentor to Payton, so the two have been talking a lot recently, with Payton needing a big Tuna-y shoulder to cry on. But football makes for… » 3/26/12 1:25pm 3/26/12 1:25pm

The 2012 NFL Hall Of Fame Class Has Been Announced

As per Adam Schefter, the honorees are Jack Butler, Dermontti Dawson, Chris Doleman, Cortez Kennedy, Curtis Martin and Willie Roaf. No Bill Parcells and no wide receivers. » 2/04/12 6:19pm 2/04/12 6:19pm

Jerry Jones Clarifies His "Social Moment," Explains That Bill Parcells…

Jerry Jones took the opportunity at a diabetes fundraiser yesterday to explain away his sodden musings on Bill Parcells, and somehow he came away sounding a lot sillier than he did last week during cocktail hour at Ocean Prime. » 4/16/10 11:05am 4/16/10 11:05am

Ehhhh...Fuck Off, Dale Hansen

"That story we had earlier tonight about Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, if that's what it is (and our news director thinks it is), is yet another example of the decline of journalism as we once knew it." [WFAA] » 4/14/10 12:55pm 4/14/10 12:55pm

Slurring Jerry Jones Bad-Mouths Bill Parcells, Tim Tebow

A source sends along this video of a seemingly inebriated Jerry Jones waxing off about Tim Tebow ("he'd never get on the field"), Bill Parcells ("not worth a shit"), and how he got his stadium. Read the rough transcript after the jump. » 4/13/10 3:45pm 4/13/10 3:45pm

Shall We Ever See The Likes Of Cam Again?

We do not claim to be experts in the field of NFL general management, but we'd have to think when your team just went 1-15, and Bill Parcells just became your new boss, you're not long for this world. » 1/03/08 10:00am 1/03/08 10:00am

As Billy Donovan Turns ...

It has been a while since a sport's biggest stage has been overwhelmed with something as tedious as a potential coaching change. The most famous example, of course, was when Bill Parcells had his one foot out the door while supposedly preparing his New England Patriots in the Super Bowl. We never felt he took as big a… » 3/27/07 11:30am 3/27/07 11:30am

Bristol Tailors Better Start Working On His Suits Right Now

As pretty much everybody knew already, Bill Parcells is trading spending his days with Terrell Owens for the chance to spend them with Chris Berman. We'd call that "a lateral move." Parcells is happy to be back in Bristol. » 3/02/07 3:45pm 3/02/07 3:45pm

Bobby Knight Unlocks Another Mystery

Bobby Knight sure has been chatty since breaking the all-time NCAA men's win mark. Here's his take on the whole Bill Parcells situation in Dallas. Parcells, a longtime friend of Knight's since their coaching days at Army, resigned earlier this week. The reason? It's all because of Terrell Owens, of course. » 1/25/07 11:00am 1/25/07 11:00am

That'll Be All, Bill

You know, it's funny: The Dallas Cowboys' season appears to be disintegrating, and even though Terrell Owens had to go so far as to try to kill himself to derail the team, he seems to be the least of their problems. » 10/24/06 10:15am 10/24/06 10:15am

The Media Creates $9,500 In Fines For Terrell Owens

No one involved wants to comment on it, but the Dallas Cowboys have finally fined Terrell Owens $9,500 for missing a team meeting, missing a rehab session, being late to an offensive meeting, and, according to Bill Parcells "being such a dick." » 8/27/06 4:25pm 8/27/06 4:25pm