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    An Intergalactic Birthday Greeting From Bill Walton

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    03/23/09

    In reply to An Intergalactic Birthday Greeting From Bill Walton
    The first man he mentioned was Neil Young? Bill Walton has moved behind Charles Barkley and Craig Sager on my favorite NBA broadcasters list.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/23/09

    In reply to An Intergalactic Birthday Greeting From Bill Walton
    "Bill, it's Harvey. Thanks for your birthday message!"

    "..."

    "Uh, Bill?"

    "..."

    "Bill, are you there? It's me, Harvey!"

    "Harvey's not here, man."
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    03/23/09

    In reply to An Intergalactic Birthday Greeting From Bill Walton
    Between this, Curt Schilling and Shawn/Shaun/Sean/Shawon Bradley, it's been like Commenter Christmas around here this morning!
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    Image of StanGable StanGable
    03/23/09

    In reply to An Intergalactic Birthday Greeting From Bill Walton
    That was the "Dark Star" of answering machine messages
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/23/09

    @StanGable: +1 transitive nightfall of diamonds
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    03/23/09

    In reply to An Intergalactic Birthday Greeting From Bill Walton
    Dear Philadelphia Residents:


    Thad Matta's great uncle Harvey Pollack has been badmouthing the shit out of the Eagles and Phillies. Let's call him and tell him what we think, the more vulgar, the better. His number is (215) 389-0659.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/23/09

    In reply to An Intergalactic Birthday Greeting From Bill Walton
    I met two famous people in Vegas - Bobby Knight and Sasha Grey.


    Who would you kick out of YOUR hot tub?

     Reply
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    03/23/09

    In reply to An Intergalactic Birthday Greeting From Bill Walton
    Pat O'Brien then left a voicemail telling Harvey he wanted him to suck his cock.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    03/23/09

    In reply to An Intergalactic Birthday Greeting From Bill Walton
    you are such an intergalactic treasure.


    To which Leia responded "you had me at 'Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her, or I'm beginning to like her.'"

     Reply
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    03/23/09

    In reply to An Intergalactic Birthday Greeting From Bill Walton
    Oh. My. Gosh.


    Becky, look at his butt. It's just so...OLD. He looks like one of those cryptkeeper's girlfriends!

     Reply
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    03/23/09

    In reply to An Intergalactic Birthday Greeting From Bill Walton
    Someone did a little too much brown acid at Woodstock.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    03/23/09

    In reply to An Intergalactic Birthday Greeting From Bill Walton
    Here at the Prankazoid Humor network, we've secretly switched Bill Walton's Humboldt County nugs for grass clippings laced with PCP and DMT. We're also going set off an ear-splitting siren and sic these hungry Dobermans on him after his first hit.


    Let's sit back and watch the fun, shall ewe?

     Reply
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/23/09

    In reply to An Intergalactic Birthday Greeting From Bill Walton
    Somehow it's not fair that Roger Patterson has long since passed away but the creature he spent his life pursuing still walks free and is able to leave nonsensical voice mails.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/23/09

    In reply to An Intergalactic Birthday Greeting From Bill Walton
    What are the odds Walton thinks Harvey is a rabbit?
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    03/23/09

    In reply to An Intergalactic Birthday Greeting From Bill Walton
    And then there was Billy Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice, like:


    Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday. Thank you. Thank you.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    03/23/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: I'm gonna go get the rolling papers, get the rolling papers.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    03/23/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: +1 shinebox.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    03/23/09

    In reply to An Intergalactic Birthday Greeting From Bill Walton
    Steve "Snapper" Jones called Harvey to tell him to go fuck himself.
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