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    Now This Is The Way To End A Press Conference
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    Image of BrianVan BrianVan
    12/08/08

    In reply to Now This Is The Way To End A Press Conference
    "And we've got enough teeth... for 10 people"
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    Image of KelseyPeafowl KelseyPeafowl
    12/08/08

    In reply to Now This Is The Way To End A Press Conference
    What do you do in West Virginia when your car breaks down? Build a house next to it.
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    12/08/08

    @Keith Gibson: Fuck you.


    @Daniel Rubenstein: Fuck you.


    @Ali Caps: Fuck you.


    @OnBiasPercentage: You're cool.


    @KelseyPeafowl: Fuck you.


    I'm out.

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/08/08

    @Pete Gaines: I dunno. That West Virginia joke was pretty funny.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/08/08

    In reply to Now This Is The Way To End A Press Conference
    The Facebook thing was an awesome idea. Really fucking brilliant. Seriously. +100 to whoever came up with it.
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    Image of Carmen McFanzone Carmen McFanzone
    12/08/08

    @ArkansasFred: So right fucking there with you.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/08/08

    @ArkansasFred: Methinks whoever came up with this idea can't count to 100.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/08/08

    In reply to Now This Is The Way To End A Press Conference
    "Enough oil to lubricate the world" was actually a young Wilt Chamberlain's Christmas wish in 1945.
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    Image of Daniel Rubenstein Daniel Rubenstein
    12/08/08

    In reply to Now This Is The Way To End A Press Conference
    Obviously Mr. Chandler - the illustrious poster of this fine article - isn't from West Virginia. He doesn't even realize that they actually exist in different physical places. I am sure he even heard the music from Deliverance playing in his head as he typed.


    Moron...

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/08/08

    @Daniel Rubenstein: Tell me chief, what music plays in your wee head when you type?


    Before you answer, remember, a busy signal isn't really music.

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    Image of Carmen McFanzone Carmen McFanzone
    12/08/08

    In reply to Now This Is The Way To End A Press Conference
    "This fucking press conference is OVER!"


    /concrete charlie'd

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    Image of Ali Caps Ali Caps
    12/08/08

    In reply to Now This Is The Way To End A Press Conference
    MR CAPS IS AMAZED AT THE WISDOM OF COACH STEWART AND WANTS TO MOVE TO WEST VIRGINIA TOMORROW.
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    Image of ghostsoftheSCupcountry ghostsoftheSCupcountry
    12/08/08

    @Ali Caps: Thanks, Stephen A.


    WV has more crackers than a NABISCO factory.

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    Image of I'm Hafner the man I used to be I'm Hafner the man I used to be
    12/08/08

    @Ali Caps: Mr Hafner is not amazed that Mr Caps' commenting ability has been disabled.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/08/08

    @Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs: One redeeming feature of the Facebook invasion is that, when you click on a Facebook user's profile, the first thing that comes up on the right hand side is "[User X] has no friends."
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/08/08

    @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: HOCKEYMOUNTAIN DOESN'T THINK EVEN STEPHAN A. HAS THE BALLS TO REFER TO HIMSELF IN THRID PERSON WHILE USING ALL CAPS
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    Image of Roto_Tudor Roto_Tudor
    12/08/08

    @Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs:


    "Ali Caps CANNOT GET HIS COMMENTS TO WORK. AT LEAST STATUS STILL WORKS."


    Somebody send Pete a beer, he's working overtime.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/08/08

    @Roto_Tudor:


    A beer. How about a whole keg.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/08/08

    In reply to Now This Is The Way To End A Press Conference
    And with Robert Byrd, they have enough hot air to float the world.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/08/08

    In reply to Now This Is The Way To End A Press Conference
    Ozarks. Appalachins. What's the difference.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/08/08

    In reply to Now This Is The Way To End A Press Conference
    He added "What we don't have is enough genetic diversity to populate the world"
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/08/08

    In reply to Now This Is The Way To End A Press Conference
    Yet they do not have enough oil to lubricate Visanthe Shiancoe's dong.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    12/08/08

    In reply to Now This Is The Way To End A Press Conference
    "Enough asbestos to ... " [cough, ack]
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    Image of 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich
    12/08/08

    In reply to Now This Is The Way To End A Press Conference
    I do not believe that West Virginia has enough brains to run the world. Sorry.
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    Image of Pornstars-for-Wilbon Pornstars-for-Wilbon
    12/08/08

    In reply to Now This Is The Way To End A Press Conference
    So West Virginia played in place of Missouri over the weekend? Now that score makes more sense!
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    Image of Rick Chandler Rick Chandler
    12/08/08

    @Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Damn it. Thanks for the heads up.
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    Image of OnBiasPercentage OnBiasPercentage
    12/08/08

    In reply to Now This Is The Way To End A Press Conference
    We've got enough...shit, I can't come up with anything. What DOES West Virginia have?
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/08/08

    @OnBiasPercentage: Moonshiners and the cousins who love them.
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    Image of Dead Wrestlers Society Dead Wrestlers Society
    12/08/08

    @OnBiasPercentage: not a big John Denver fan I see.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/08/08

    @OnBiasPercentage:


    What DOES West Virginia have?


    Serial killer victims.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/08/08

    @Dead Wrestlers Society: +1 mountain momma
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/08/08

    @OnBiasPercentage: Falling Water.
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