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    Image of Blast it, Biggs Blast it, Biggs
    03/12/09

    In reply to How Billy Packer Solved The O.J. Simpson Murder Case
    Wouldn't Billy contact THE MENTALIST first? CBS!
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    03/12/09

    @blastitbiggs: Good try, but you need more offensive content. Outright racism is always a plus.
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    03/12/09

    In reply to How Billy Packer Solved The O.J. Simpson Murder Case
    Packer directed his interest in politics into approaching 123 random women, without identifying himself, asking them if they'd vote for Hillary Clinton.


    This needs to be a TV show, RIGHT NOW.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/12/09

    In reply to How Billy Packer Solved The O.J. Simpson Murder Case
    then when he was obviously rebuffed sent his own sons out to God knows where to try dig up the knife.


    All they found was the Zodiac killer's gun.

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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    03/12/09

    In reply to How Billy Packer Solved The O.J. Simpson Murder Case
    ...he hired a psychic to try and find the murder weapon in the O.J. Simpson case.


    Sadly there is no basement at the Alamo.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/12/09

    In reply to How Billy Packer Solved The O.J. Simpson Murder Case
    In defense of Packer's unorthodox methods, I'll give you this: if the straitjacket don't fit, you can't commit.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    03/12/09

    In reply to How Billy Packer Solved The O.J. Simpson Murder Case
    Of course, for Billy to come to that conclusion he'd have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. And that's just nutty!
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    03/12/09

    In reply to How Billy Packer Solved The O.J. Simpson Murder Case
    Tell me again why Packer isn't announcing college basketball for CBS anymore?


    Because he's already under contract with CBS elsewhere, he's The Mentalist.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/12/09

    In reply to How Billy Packer Solved The O.J. Simpson Murder Case
    Sure, but this still doesn't explain why he kept looking for the Lindbergh baby in Jim Nantz's underwear drawer.
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    Image of TwentyFiveCentGiraffe TwentyFiveCentGiraffe
    03/12/09

    In reply to How Billy Packer Solved The O.J. Simpson Murder Case
    OJ!!!!!!!!!!! WITH THE KNIFE!!!!!! IN HER THROAT!!! 2 SECONDS LEFT!! NOW GOING AFTER THE THE BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!! HAHA!!! MARCH MADNESS!!! CBS!!!
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    03/12/09

    @TwentyFiveCentGiraffe: Rise and Knife her.
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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    03/12/09

    In reply to How Billy Packer Solved The O.J. Simpson Murder Case
    Wow, his wikipedia page is a riot.


    [en.wikipedia.org]

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    Image of tater tater
    03/12/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: He's been known to play golf courses in reverse, from green to tee.


    That right there should have warranted a cameo appearance in Caddyshack.

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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    03/12/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: you can't question his foray into politics though
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/12/09

    In reply to How Billy Packer Solved The O.J. Simpson Murder Case
    The O.J. stunt is almost as bad as when Packer hired a physicist to try to solve why Jim Nantz's soothing voice with its dulcet tones takes you back to a time when all things were right in the world.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    03/12/09

    In reply to How Billy Packer Solved The O.J. Simpson Murder Case
    OJ did it.


    /brushes hands together. Knocks off work for the rest of the day.

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    03/12/09

    In reply to How Billy Packer Solved The O.J. Simpson Murder Case
    Now I know why he isn't announcing...CBS is launching it's new show CSI: Billy Packer.
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    03/12/09

    In reply to How Billy Packer Solved The O.J. Simpson Murder Case
    Every day is April 1 for Billy Packer.
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    Image of Here comes the story of Hurricane Hudler Here comes the story of Hurricane Hudler
    01/30/09

    In reply to The Earplugs! They Do Nothing!
    I'm sorry, but Johnny Miller is one of the best broadcasters in sports today. He actually has, you know, insights into the game of golf, and...


    ...aw, who am I kidding, I'm the only person here who gives a crap about televised golf.

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    01/30/09

    @Here comes the story of Hurricane HudlerI'm the only person here who gives a crap about televised golf.


    Untrue, my man.


    It's true - Johnny does indeed have some insight, seeing how he played on tour. In fact, he shot at 62 at Oakmont in the Open. A fact he will pound into your skull as evidence of his superiority to all creatures. He's also not afraid to recite as gospel golf "truths" that are total bunk and refuted by folks smarter than I. (IE hit 3 wood, not driver on a narrow hole.


    David Feherty on the other hand - he brings the goods.

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