And So It Comes To This: The Bitchy Final Four

We've been slogging through the Bitchy Bracket for two weeks now, and at last we've come to our Final Four of thin-skinned, defensive, repulsive fanboys. And what a Final Four it is! We've got a 1-seed, a 2-seed, a rampaging 4-seed peaking at the right time, and we have a Cinderella story in the 8th-seeded Red Sox… » 4/03/14 3:59pm 4/03/14 3:59pm

Can Anyone Stop The Beliebers? Vote On The Bitchy Bracket Final 8

We're down to the regional finals of our survey of the most thin-skinned, defensive fanboys in America, and apparently you people aren't familiar enough with the lunatics at TEAM BREEZY because Chris Brown's virtual harem got spanked in the Sweet 16 by Beliebers, who make such obvious targets. Here now are your… » 4/01/14 12:28pm 4/01/14 12:28pm

Who Will Be The Bitchy Cinderella? Round 2 Of The Bitchy Bracket Begins

So the first round of the Bitchy Bracket is done, and we're ready to move on to the second round of voting. Before starting in on voting, though, let's take a brief look at the first-round results, which saw all sorts of touchy fanboys knocked off, including some that, honestly, deserved less respect than they got. » 3/24/14 11:30am 3/24/14 11:30am

Who Are The Bitchiest, Most Defensive Fans In America?

Not long ago, our Billy Haisley wrote a post shitting on Major League Soccer. When you rip on American soccer, you can rest assured that a tidal bore of American soccer fanboy defensiveness is headed your way. It's almost as if they're all huddled together outside your house, waiting behind the shrubbery, fully… » 3/19/14 4:44pm 3/19/14 4:44pm