Player Goes Full Luis Suárez, Bites The Shit Out Of Opponent's Shoulder

Damn, Club Tijuana midfielder Juan Arango's bite this weekend might be even worse than any of bite master Luis Suárez's. On the angle you see above, you really get a good look at just how much flesh Arango's teeth get ahold of, as well as the calmness on his face as he jogs away. » 4/07/15 1:36pm 4/07/15 1:36pm

Travis Scott Is Worse Than Iggy Azalea 

Jesus Christ, the music industry won't stop trying to make this dude happen. Not only do they let him leech off actually successful and talented acts, they even deny the obvious order of things (Young Thug >>>>>>> Travis Scott, under any criteria imaginable) in promoting a new co-headlining tour as "Travis Scott and… » 2/20/15 3:56pm 2/20/15 3:56pm

FIFA Opens Disciplinary Proceeding Against Luis Suárez, The Biter

FIFA will invite Luis Suárez to defend himself against fairly overwhelming evidence that he straight-up bit a dude during a World Cup match. Under regulations regarding player misconduct against other players and non-0fficials and/or more general rules of decorum in the disciplinary code, FIFA has given Suarez and… » 6/25/14 12:52am 6/25/14 12:52am

The Many Crimes Of Luis Suárez, Soccer's Notorious Supervillain

The beauty of the World Cup—for Americans, at least—is that it exposes so many viewers to the nuances and enjoyments of an unfamiliar sport. This tournament has awoken the typical American sports fan to jaw-dropping goals, spectacular individual displays, unbridled joy followed by crushing disappointment, and now,… » 6/24/14 7:18pm 6/24/14 7:18pm

H.S. Basketball Coach Resigns Amid Claims He Bit His Own Player's Face

Doyle Wolverton—the second-winningest coach in girls high school basketball—resigned as head coach of Leake Academy after allegedly biting his own player's face during a game Tuesday. Leake County, Miss. (not FL, amazingly) sheriff Greg Waggoner informed the Clarion-Ledger of the resignation, though Wolverton would… » 11/18/13 8:55pm 11/18/13 8:55pm