I recognize this may be very unpopular around these parts, but I just had my 20th a few weeks ago and I had a blast. Go, get drunk, and have fun. Fuck it. Life is short, the bitches are still bitchy, but most of the people were really nice. And I was drunk for 3 days. We counted the new noses, new tits, and the botoxed. It was hilarious. Oh and I was drunk for 3 days. Good times.
I'm still waiting for my HS class to have a reunion. Though with the advent of Facebook, I know what everyone is doing so I don't need to spend $100 to drink with them for four hours.
@Logobot: I remember that action figure well! I also remember that it wouldn't move at all until you bought the Chris Zorich's Mom action figure to place next to it.
This reminds me of the Full House episode where Danny Uncle Jessie and Joey were trampled by a mob of soccer moms when they tried to get a special toy so Michelle could join a kid gang. They then bought a knockoff from a homeless man.
11/23/09
11/23/09
11/23/09
11/23/09
11/23/09
11/28/08
11/28/08
11/28/08
11/28/08
/poor guy
11/28/08
11/28/08
11/28/08
The homeless man? Probably Maurice Clarett.