The 49ers Traded For A Historically Awful Quarterback

Sure, you know that Blaine Gabbert had a very bad season last year. But just for anyone who managed to forget, he was unbelievably bad, doing more damage to his team in just three games than anyone else managed in a full season. » 3/11/14 7:00pm 3/11/14 7:00pm

The Historic Suck Of The Jacksonville Jaguars

The Jaguars suck this year, everyone knows that. But what if we peel back that superficial layer of suck, and delve deeper into the fetid onion that is the 2013 Jacksonville Jaguars? It's actually astonishing how terrible this team is. » 11/15/13 2:40pm 11/15/13 2:40pm

Holy Shit, Blaine Gabbert Has A Theme Song

And it suuuuuuuucks. My sincere hope is that Rick Singleberry and The Casual Lovers were being ironic when they recorded "Blaine Gabbert: The Real American," because if this was done in earnest, the Jaguars franchise should just be liquidated right now. » 8/12/13 6:11pm 8/12/13 6:11pm

Last Night Reminded The World That Blaine Gabbert Is Hopeless And Chad…

We wondered in September why the Jaguars had refused to bench Blaine Gabbert (pictured above, on his ass)—their woeful second-year quarterback—in favor of Chad Henne, their slightly below-average (serviceable!) young veteran backup. Since then, Gabbert's play has, uh, I guess we could say picked up: he now ranks 29th… » 11/09/12 2:05pm 11/09/12 2:05pm

How Tebow-To-The-Jaguars Fell Apart, And Why That's A Good Thing

Lots of amateur Darren Rovells got cranky last week when Tim Tebow went to the Jets instead of the Jaguars. They said the Jags had erred in not trumping the Jets' offer to acquire the hometown prince, who would have been good for attendance or jersey sales or something. Hogwash. » 3/26/12 2:50pm 3/26/12 2:50pm

NFL Draft Pundit @I_Just_Came Bathes In, Retreats From The Spotlight

A few of you have sent us, with apparent rage and glee, this screenshot of last night's draft coverage on NFL Network. What foolishness, you screamed, that the NFL's own broadcast arm would allow a Twitterer with such a handle onto its coverage! » 4/29/11 7:30pm 4/29/11 7:30pm

Here's Jon Gruden Saying Weird Shit To Future NFL QBs

One reason to bother watching SportsCenter the past few weeks — aside from watching legal baseball highlights, I guess — is the totally bizarre, always somehow informative "QB Camp" series the network has Jon Gruden hosting for a second year. While, like Gruden, we "don't believe half the [expletive] people on the… » 4/21/11 6:35pm 4/21/11 6:35pm