Hey dudes, a wedding proposal isn't supposed to be a spectacle. So stop spending $45,000 on them. [Jezebel]

A math professor explains why your bracket sucks. One in 128 billion odds ain't great. [PopSci]

It's time to play Fuck, Marry, Kill with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. This is important. [Jezebel]

One of our friends at Sidespin tells a great story about soccer, travel, and a woman you've never heard of. Go check it out!

ESPN unveiled its Tumblr page today, and it has some really dumb shit on it. Not everyone is a fan.

Our friends at Jezebel have unveiled their annual March Madness bracket. This year, it's the '80s versus the '90s. Vote Brat Pack or die.

New Yorkers, don't forget to swing by tonight's Varsity Letters reading series, presented by our friends at Gelf Magazine. Sally Jenkins (whom you've all met), John Gasaway, and Reed Tucker will be there to read from their books and talk about March Madness.

Former Deadspin intern Dan Gartland went to Bridgeport to get a firsthand look at the Rick DiPietro Tour Of Misery. [Dan Gartland]

Reggie Bush has signed with the Detroit Lions. Meanwhile, we're still not sure if Jahvid Best will ever play football again.