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    Blogger Choked Out By MMA Fighter For Fun And Profit
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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    11/19/08

    In reply to Blogger Choked Out By MMA Fighter For Fun And Profit
    you guys never did this as kids?


    let me guess - did you also not inhale scotch guard?

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    11/19/08

    In reply to Blogger Choked Out By MMA Fighter For Fun And Profit
    The hard part was getting a MMA fighter to his basement.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/19/08

    In reply to Blogger Choked Out By MMA Fighter For Fun And Profit
    Isn't that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/19/08

    In reply to Blogger Choked Out By MMA Fighter For Fun And Profit
    So in order to gain credibility as a porn blogger you have to get involved in a DPDA situation?
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/19/08

    In reply to Blogger Choked Out By MMA Fighter For Fun And Profit
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    Image of Carmen McFanzone Carmen McFanzone
    11/19/08

    In reply to Blogger Choked Out By MMA Fighter For Fun And Profit
    The fact that Frank Shamrock has braces would make him totally not intmidating if I didn't actually believe he could rip off my head and shit down my neck.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/19/08

    In reply to Blogger Choked Out By MMA Fighter For Fun And Profit
    So, this guy is a Mets fan, right?
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    11/19/08

    In reply to Blogger Choked Out By MMA Fighter For Fun And Profit
    The real question is, if one were to write a book about this weirdo, where would it go in the Decimal System?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/19/08

    @André Roussimoff: Between a textbook on the temperature at which condensation will form on grass and a biography of a famous 19th century Admiral in the US Navy.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/19/08

    In reply to Blogger Choked Out By MMA Fighter For Fun And Profit
    The rabbits are us, Dewey.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    11/19/08

    In reply to Blogger Choked Out By MMA Fighter For Fun And Profit
    As soon as Frank finished, I wanted him to do it again.


    Peter King says the same thing about Dish Network commercials.

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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    11/19/08

    In reply to Blogger Choked Out By MMA Fighter For Fun And Profit
    Know why Dewey Hammond thought it was incredible? Because he didn't win the NL Central first.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/19/08

    In reply to Blogger Choked Out By MMA Fighter For Fun And Profit
    Pity to see that Julien Sark from Alias has come down with the Benjamin Button reverse-aging syndrome.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    11/19/08

    In reply to Blogger Choked Out By MMA Fighter For Fun And Profit
    If you're curious what it feels like to be choked unconscious, I'll sum it up for you in one word: INCREDIBLE. If it was a drug you could take in pill form, I would pop it daily. As soon as Frank finished, I wanted him to do it again. Time slowed down. There was a musical buzzing. I had no idea if I was waking up or going dark. It was like nothing I've ever experienced, or at least not like anything that I'm willing to admit that I've tried.


    If my penis could write a diary entry I'm willing to bet it sounds exactly like this.

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    Image of kbjone kbjone
    11/19/08

    @HockeyMountain: Is your name Frank?
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    11/19/08

    @kbjone: Ummm...errrr....uuuuuhhhhh
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/19/08

    @HockeyMountain:


    "If my penis could write a diary entry I'm willing to bet it sounds exactly like this."


    Journal entry: Day 1,421

    Dear Diary,

    Threw up -- again.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/19/08

    @Chamomiles Davis: "Bulimic Penis" would be a great name for something. What that is, I have no friggin' clue.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    11/19/08

    @Chamomiles Davis: I'm trying to break Ripken's record.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/19/08

    @Weed Against Speed:


    My Mr. Bungle cover band has been looking for a name for a while. Thank you.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/19/08

    @Kid Canada: Awesome. Be sure to get this shirt:


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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/19/08

    @Weed Against Speed:


    I actually own that shirt. No joke. It has giant letter B in lime green on the back.

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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    11/19/08

    In reply to Blogger Choked Out By MMA Fighter For Fun And Profit
    He really should have a lemon on hand, just to be safe.
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    Image of parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme
    11/19/08

    In reply to Blogger Choked Out By MMA Fighter For Fun And Profit
    Frank Shamrock chokehold vs. Frank Stallone album: Who ya got?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/19/08

    @sagehenbait: You guessed it: Frank Stallone.
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