What's the matter ESPN? Did my post Don Draper Previews the NFC West scare you, did it shatter your precious little snow globe you live in? Good! That's why I wrote it. #espn
They'll also never allow the words "dead" and "spin" to be uttered on-air again, forcing themselves to sit idly by as Yahoo! Sports breaks the Tonya Harding necrophilia story.
Stan: Know me? Ned Flanders saved me. I used to party all night and sleep with lingerie models until Ned and his Bible group showed me that I could have more.
Homer [semi-disgustedly]: Professional athletes... always wantin' more. #espn
I call bullshit, no one can masturbate in one second. That's fucking impossible you fucking liar. I hope your pants catch on fire and burn your god damn balls off.
11/05/09
11/05/09
'Put a Cap in it, Anson!'
'Three-finger Brown? Soundf like you've had three fingers yourself!'
'I know we're not supposed to talk politicf, but I agree with that Ty Cobb.' #espn
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I haven't heard an apology with that level of sincerity since OJ Simpson's civil trial. #espn
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Now the world will never learn my top ten sports-related quotes from The Simpsons. #espn
11/06/09
11/06/09
Stan: Know me? Ned Flanders saved me. I used to party all night and sleep with lingerie models until Ned and his Bible group showed me that I could have more.
Homer [semi-disgustedly]: Professional athletes... always wantin' more. #espn
11/05/09
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Oh, right.
11/05/09
They had a morning "Blog Buzz" feature? #espn
10/07/09
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-Drew
10/07/09