Embrace his heterosexuality. His neediness. Make his dreams come true.
Getting him a 3 way with Princess Leia and Trinity in a racecar bed, followed by a high-five from Michael Jordan is a tall fucking order, man. You'll have to give me a week or so.
Don't just torture all these people and trounce on their dreams in the comments
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[That sound you hear is me seraching for something nice to say with no success]
I assume your name is Jeremy. There is no clever angle to this blog. It could easily be called Deadspin II: Angrier with More Curse Words.
[Warning: Here comes a plug for a guy I don't even know and could possibly be Canadian.]
Sportress of Blogitude has a similar idea, but it's funnier and more playful. You want to be as clever as Weed but as raged as Drew, but you can't have it both ways. No matter what you choose, though, be funny.
Of course, I could be wrong. Before today, I was part of the 85, so maybe I'm not fit to be the other 15.
This is similar to my blog called The Freshman Fifteen. But my blog involves a camera guy telling a girl with low self-confidence that she looked way better in high school. Then she puts on a pig nose and the milf-hunter fucks her in a barn.
10/07/09
Only my avatar approves of this joke.
10/06/09
In Soviet Russia, cliched blogger joke makes you!
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I am just waiting for the right time to start writing for MYFO, I swear.
10/06/09
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Did you have your heart broken/wallet stolen/rectum probed by someone in Banff once? Or is the site now sponsored by the Alberta skiing industry?
10/06/09
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Getting him a 3 way with Princess Leia and Trinity in a racecar bed, followed by a high-five from Michael Jordan is a tall fucking order, man. You'll have to give me a week or so.
09/22/09
There's a place you can go to get that dream, but you might forget whether you're Quaid or Howser.
09/22/09
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[That sound you hear is me seraching for something nice to say with no success]
I assume your name is Jeremy. There is no clever angle to this blog. It could easily be called Deadspin II: Angrier with More Curse Words.
[Warning: Here comes a plug for a guy I don't even know and could possibly be Canadian.]
Sportress of Blogitude has a similar idea, but it's funnier and more playful. You want to be as clever as Weed but as raged as Drew, but you can't have it both ways. No matter what you choose, though, be funny.
Of course, I could be wrong. Before today, I was part of the 85, so maybe I'm not fit to be the other 15.
09/22/09
09/22/09
Obviously not a Michigan-based blog
09/22/09
San Fernando Valley?
09/22/09
Hey, you think I asked Solomon Wilcots to start sending me coded messages through the TV?
09/22/09
What does Cris Collinsworth call his road beef?
09/22/09
09/22/09
I'd shoot myself in the fucking face.
09/22/09