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    So What Was That Ugly Red Stain on the Field During the Jets-Titans Game?

    Gah, Gah, Gah...Richard Zednik's Throat Slashed
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/24/08

    In reply to So What Was That Ugly Red Stain on the Field During the Jets-Titans Game?
    The Red Menace is back! God damn you, Putin!
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/24/08

    In reply to So What Was That Ugly Red Stain on the Field During the Jets-Titans Game?
    It was actually a left over "red smoke stain" from some of the parachutists that landed on the field during halftime, according to Titans' PR man Robbie Boehren.


    (takes off sunglasses)


    "We are being detoured into the land of make-believe."


    (puts on sunglasses)


    - Horatio Caine

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/24/08

    @Weed Against Speed: YYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/24/08

    In reply to So What Was That Ugly Red Stain on the Field During the Jets-Titans Game?
    That's no way to refer to Cortland Finnegan.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/24/08

    In reply to So What Was That Ugly Red Stain on the Field During the Jets-Titans Game?
    Yup. Looks like Ol' Brett's got himself a case of pinworms. Or as we call 'em down here, bung biters. He'll just drag his ass up an' down the field all day 'til he gets rid of 'em. Tried drinkin' turpentine one day. That di'nt work though. About as useless as tits on a boar. Gave him a mighty case of the runs though. Or as we call it down here, smelly sphincter water.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/24/08

    In reply to So What Was That Ugly Red Stain on the Field During the Jets-Titans Game?
    I knew the half-time act of the East Rutherford Junior High Marching Band's "A Tribute to Carrie" was a bad idea.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11/24/08

    In reply to So What Was That Ugly Red Stain on the Field During the Jets-Titans Game?
    They tried to get it out, but Kerry Collins used up all the club soda on lime rickeys.
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    Image of sassydeerrun sassydeerrun
    11/24/08

    In reply to So What Was That Ugly Red Stain on the Field During the Jets-Titans Game?
    LenDale White eating Red Velvet cake.
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    11/24/08

    In reply to So What Was That Ugly Red Stain on the Field During the Jets-Titans Game?
    This is why most female parachutists now use Seasonale.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    11/24/08

    In reply to So What Was That Ugly Red Stain on the Field During the Jets-Titans Game?
    If it was Kerry Collins, that spot would probably have a BAC of about .15
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    11/24/08

    In reply to So What Was That Ugly Red Stain on the Field During the Jets-Titans Game?
    That's not an ugly red stain, it's just the Lions score.
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