"I Have To Deal With My Other Girl, Man," Jovan Belcher Says In Police…

In the video, police walk up to Belcher's car, tap on his windows, and talk with him about his job ("What position do you play?"), whether he would be driving anywhere else, and what his plans were for the night. The sound starts at 4:56, whereupon Belcher assures the first officer that he didn't steal the car, and… » 12/08/12 9:45am 12/08/12 9:45am

Start Your Preparations For The Vick Media Onslaught

The most surprising news to come out of this Tim Dahlberg-penned update on the ongoing drama that is The Michael Vick Story » 11/16/08 12:30pm 11/16/08 12:30pm is that he's scheduled to get out of jail . That's only 8 months away, people! Better start dusting off those old Ron Mexico jokes, post haste. You can't expect to hit the ground running when…

Tony Zendejas Will Knock You Out, Take That Booty

If you're like me and start your morning off by going through court proceedings of sexual abuse cases - don't you dare judge me! - you tend to become desensitized by most of the testimonies regarding these brutal escapades. But when you read something like "the largest anal tear the medical examiner has ever seen in… » 10/25/08 12:30pm 10/25/08 12:30pm