"I Have To Deal With My Other Girl, Man," Jovan Belcher Says In Police…

In the video, police walk up to Belcher's car, tap on his windows, and talk with him about his job ("What position do you play?"), whether he would be driving anywhere else, and what his plans were for the night. The sound starts at 4:56, whereupon Belcher assures the first officer that he didn't steal the car, and… » 12/08/12 9:45am 12/08/12 9:45am

Start Your Preparations For The Vick Media Onslaught

The most surprising news to come out of this Tim Dahlberg-penned update on the ongoing drama that is The Michael Vick Story » 11/16/08 12:30pm 11/16/08 12:30pm is that he's scheduled to get out of jail . That's only 8 months away, people! Better start dusting off those old Ron Mexico jokes, post haste. You can't expect to hit the ground running when…

Ashley Todd Is Your New Mike Cooper

This is Ashley Todd. Ashley recently made some news when she was was mugged near at ATM by "a dark-skinned black man" who, after finding out she supported John McCain, carved a "B" on her face » 10/25/08 1:00pm 10/25/08 1:00pm for some kind of pro-Obama viral ad campaign. However, the cops got kind of suspicious when they saw the B was on backwards,…

Tony Zendejas Will Knock You Out, Take That Booty

If you're like me and start your morning off by going through court proceedings of sexual abuse cases - don't you dare judge me! - you tend to become desensitized by most of the testimonies regarding these brutal escapades. But when you read something like "the largest anal tear the medical examiner has ever seen in… » 10/25/08 12:30pm 10/25/08 12:30pm

The Good News is He Still Has the Beard

Former major league closer turned bumbling armed robber, Jeff Reardon, has stated that the reason for his bizarre behavior was due to medication he's been taking for depression.(Point for Tom Cruise.) » 12/27/05 4:14pm 12/27/05 4:14pm

Hey, Look: Mike Tyson In Trouble Again

Say it with us now: More trouble for Mike Tyson. The former heavyweight champ — it seems like so much has happened that we shouldn't even call him that anymore — has been accused of assaulting a woman in Italy who refused to have sex with him. The European press, which has pretty much been doing cartwheels since… » 8/16/05 1:37pm 8/16/05 1:37pm