Is It Selfish For a Woman to Declare That She's Done with Blowjobs?

A woman has taken a very public stand online against performing oral sex on the penis, deeming the organ admirably practical and sleek in design, but justnot for her. This bold declaration comes on the heels of years of being denied oral sex by men who were perfectly content to get theirs, while refusing to give in… » 3/28/15 5:20pm Saturday 5:20pm

Pantomime Cunnilingus And Blowjob: Braves Fan Covers All The Bases

So, here is a dude on the SportsSouth Braves feed doing the ol' blowjob and cunnilingus routine behind home plate. There's not a whole lot to praise here, but we do appreciate his open-mindedness and willingness to please when it comes to pantomiming oral sex. » 5/20/14 12:16am 5/20/14 12:16am

Former Laker Devin Ebanks's Twitter Account Posts Blowjob Picture (NSFW)

Have you heard? It's Sexy Saturday here at Deadspin. While it's not quite as down and dirty as Kenny Britt's Instagram post, here we have a picture of someone receiving oral sex from another someone, posted to former Lakers forward Devin Ebanks's twitter account. Once again, this is a penis-in-mouth situation, which… » 5/10/14 6:46pm 5/10/14 6:46pm

This Woman Is Convinced Blow Jobs Can Be Just As Pleasurable For Women

Minutes after I met Joanna Van Vleck, she was telling me about an instructional video she had made to demonstrate a new approach to the blow job. "There's a clitoris in your throat," she said. "Once you reach it, you can suck a cock for an hour." » 12/19/13 12:58pm 12/19/13 12:58pm

The Deranged Sorority Girl's Guide to Your First Double Blowjob

Things were going pretty good for you, weren't they? You were just living your modest little pleasurable life, handing out solo blowjobs as much as possible, content in the fact that you were pretty good at them, and that they were going how they were supposed to go — with a beginning, a middle, and an end. Some of… » 11/19/13 4:23pm 11/19/13 4:23pm

Ole Miss Fans Make Blowjob Faces Behind Longhorn Network Set

It's been a rough week for Longhorns fans. At least the pain of last week's blowout loss to BYU can be soothed by a nice home game broadcast on Texas's own personal ESPN network, right? » 9/14/13 8:30pm 9/14/13 8:30pm

Blowjob In The Stands Livens Up Indoor Volleyball [NSFW]

Best as we can tell, this is from the Russia vs. Germany match at the FIVB World League tournament, held earlier this month in Argentina. But the video is only making the rounds after appearing on this Brazilian blog. » 7/31/13 5:50pm 7/31/13 5:50pm

Wrigley Field: Home Of The Pantomimed Blowjob

Remember this jackass? He made his way onto TV in a late-night, nothing game in Chicago and made blowjob gestures for a whole inning. He had at least two competitors during today's Diamondbacks-Cubs action today at Wrigley Field. » 6/02/13 6:08pm 6/02/13 6:08pm

Tennessee Fan Is Latest To Take Advantage Of Live TV Camera And…

After we had our fun with the jackass who made blowjob pantomimes behind home plate of a Cubs game, we figured the days of televised fake fellatio were over. Not so, as we learned at Neyland Stadium tonight, as one young Vols fan had enough of ESPN's camera and decided to take matters into his own hands. Heh, heh.… » 10/20/12 9:24pm 10/20/12 9:24pm

Some Jackass Made Blowjob Pantomimes Behind Home Plate At Wrigley For…

Weather delayed last night's Pirates-Cubs bout at Wrigley Field for several hours, and by the end of the 3-0 Pittsburgh win there weren't many fans left in the stadium. There was, however, one guy who really wanted to get on TV making blowjob faces. » 9/18/12 11:00am 9/18/12 11:00am

Russian Soccer Fans Taunt Opponents With Blowjobby Tifo

Spartak Moscow supporters, with an ingenuity far surpassing their maturity, rigged up a penis banner to mouth-sodomize the mascot of rival Zenit Saint Petersburg. I think the fact that it's bestiality precludes any accusations of homophobia. [Off The Post] » 4/02/12 3:40pm 4/02/12 3:40pm

A Guide To Farting In The Middle Of A Blowjob

Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Find more of Drew's stuff at KSK or on Twitter. Buy Drew's new book, The Postmortal, through here. Email the Funbag here. Today, we're covering evil Corvette owners, bats, tantrums, and more. » 12/06/11 2:20pm 12/06/11 2:20pm

Arnold Schwarzenegger Has A Question For His Golf Partner: "When Was…

Via Wei Under Par comes this amusing tale of golfing with the California governor, who apparently behaves as coarsely on the links as he does, well, everywhere else. » 2/15/10 12:55pm 2/15/10 12:55pm