Joshua Cribbs Gets His Wife The Worst Birthday Present Ever

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 3/30/10 6:30am 3/30/10 6:30am

Juuuuust a Bit Outside of Tolerability

Listen Mr. Uecker, if you don't want stalkers you probably shouldn't be walking around on road trips looking so fucking sexy. This picture, via the tremendous Big League Stew at Yahoo(!) (and several other places) shows the Brewers broadcaster enjoying one of the perks of life on the road, watching JJ Hardy and Corey… » 5/17/08 7:45pm 5/17/08 7:45pm

The Brewers Meet The Furries

When the Milwaukee Brewers played in Pittsburgh this week, they ended up staying at the same hotel as a Furry Convention. (It's actually the Furry Convention.) That's Bob Uecker and one of them above. The notion of the Milwaukee Brewers hanging out in the same hotel as Furries might seem funny to you, but not to… » 7/06/07 10:00am 7/06/07 10:00am

Some Things You See That You Can't Unsee

We've already mentioned the peculiarity of Bob Uecker having an obsessed stalker, and yesterday the woman, Ann Ladd, was ordered to stay 1,000 feet away from the Brewers broadcaster at all times. (Which means she can actually sit in the front row. Ahem.) Ladd will also not be allowed to attend any Brewers games,… » 6/30/06 4:45pm 6/30/06 4:45pm

One Flew Over The Broadcast Booth

Monday's nagging question is, where's Mr. Belvedere when you really need him? Absent a fussy English butler to turn away crazies at the door, Brewers broadcaster Bob Uecker has been left to his own devices to fend off dedicated fans apparent mental cases like Ann Ladd. The Smoking Gun reports that Uecker, 72, has… » 6/05/06 12:15pm 6/05/06 12:15pm