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Water Parks Are Filthy Cesspools of Despair

It's hot. It's so very, very hot. It's so hot that you can poach your morning eggs in your armpit. It's so hot that you're willing to face the ultimate funk in order to reach a body temperature safe to humans: Water parks. You might imagine yourself with a pina colada in hand, butt down in an inner tube, lazily… » 7/30/13 1:46pm 7/30/13 1:46pm