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    Bodybuilders Flee Event When Drug Testers Show Up

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    05/18/09

    In reply to Bodybuilders Flee Event When Drug Testers Show Up
    I guess that kid is about to go home and paint the Boston Bruins logo on his chest?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/18/09

    In reply to Bodybuilders Flee Event When Drug Testers Show Up
    I'm a drug tester too, but my presence usually just scares off women.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    05/18/09

    In reply to Bodybuilders Flee Event When Drug Testers Show Up
    Never thought I would say this but isn't that skirt a little too short
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/18/09

    In reply to Bodybuilders Flee Event When Drug Testers Show Up
    "There is only one conclusion I can think of and that is doping," Cooman said.


    Lorne Michaels had the same thought about John Belushi when he tore the yellow pages in half, ate a live cat and then slept for 78 consecutive hours.

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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    05/18/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: that would explain why he kept smashing the shit out of those samurai-influenced small businesses
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    05/18/09

    In reply to Bodybuilders Flee Event When Drug Testers Show Up
    ...but all of them simply packed up and left the moment a doping official entered the locker room.


    "Hold on a minute... you can do that?"


    -- Alex Rodriguez, Manny Ramirez, Jason Giambi, Barry Bonds...

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/18/09

    In reply to Bodybuilders Flee Event When Drug Testers Show Up
    "There is only one conclusion I can think of and that is doping," Cooman said


    This guy is wasting his time being a drug-tester, when his calling is clearly as a police detective.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/18/09

    In reply to Bodybuilders Flee Event When Drug Testers Show Up
    This is a post about the Preakness, correct?
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    05/18/09

    In reply to Bodybuilders Flee Event When Drug Testers Show Up
    The same thing happened earlier when the judges brought out the testicle calipers.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    05/18/09

    In reply to Bodybuilders Flee Event When Drug Testers Show Up
    This is a dark, dark day for sports purists who have an insatiable appetite for prolapsed rectum photos.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/29/09

    In reply to So That's What They Mean By "Exploded"
    For anyone who has the time (or anyone who has ever pondered doing steroids), just go and read this story. It is scary, but will not make you puke.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/29/09

    In reply to So That's What They Mean By "Exploded"
    How did he ever get his blood pressure tested?
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/29/09

    In reply to So That's What They Mean By "Exploded"
    I wonder how many hookers he's killed from involuntary bicep twitching.
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    04/29/09

    In reply to So That's What They Mean By "Exploded"
    Can anyone explain to me how this man wipes his ass?
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    Image of Serge Zwikker on the Break. Serge Zwikker on the Break.
    04/29/09

    In reply to So That's What They Mean By "Exploded"
    The man is 5'6'' tall and has the world's worst case of little man's syndrome. I could eat shit then continuously recycle eating shit til there was nothing but carbon left . . . and still be able to stack that carbon shit higher than this man.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    04/29/09

    @Serge Zwikker on the Break.: He's also in the running for Smallest Dick on the Planet.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/29/09

    In reply to So That's What They Mean By "Exploded"
    This is exactly why I haven't started lifting weights. Or exercising.
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