Cristiano Ronaldo Statue Features A Big Ol' Bulging Dick

Cristiano Ronaldo is, quite deservedly, an icon in his hometown of Funchal, Madeira, Portugal—so much so that he has a museum dedicated in his honor. This weekend, Ronaldo was on hand to witness the unveiling of a new statue made in his image. What can we say? The statue is sporting a huge erection. » 12/22/14 11:46am 12/22/14 11:46am

Receiver's Blunder Turns 78 Yard TD Catch Into 100 Yard Fumble Return

Kaelin Clay should have had a 79-yard touchdown catch to put Utah up 14-0 on Oregon. Instead, the Ducks tied the game when Clay dropped the ball short of the goal line and Oregon's Joe Walker picked it up to go the entire length of the field in the opposite direction. » 11/08/14 11:05pm 11/08/14 11:05pm

Boner Dog Is Feeling Super Conflicted About His Giant Dog Boner

Sure, in one sense, this boner dog is from back in 2013. But, in another, larger, truer sense, this boner dog is a timeless boner dog. Look at those sad eyes. It's a heavy burden, this enormous dog boner. Who will help me bear this dog boner? Can't even get any work done in my office chair. » 9/18/14 2:42pm 9/18/14 2:42pm

Hey, Check Out Mario Götze's Boat Boner

Hey, casual soccer fan! You're likely going to remember Mario Götze as the guy who won the 2014 World Cup for Germany, but you should know that he was famous long before he scored last night's deciding goal. That's because he once got a big ol' boner while hanging out on a boat with a lady. » 7/14/14 9:18am 7/14/14 9:18am

Goalkeeper Blows Game With Enormous Boner In Added Time

Poor Dimitrios Konstantopoulos. It's bad enough the Middlesbrough goalkeeper cost his team a point today against QPR by allowing a goal in the 94th minute, but it's how he did it—by completely whiffing on a clearance and allowing Bobby Zamora the chance to walk in a goal—that is utterly embarrassing and thus ripe for… » 3/22/14 9:12pm 3/22/14 9:12pm

The Sexy Sexually-Active Men of Erectile Dysfunction Ads

It’s the middle of the football season, which means it’s the height of older male demographic TV season — which means it’s PDE5 inhibitor advertising season. » 10/31/13 1:35pm 10/31/13 1:35pm

Lance Briggs Warns Of Potential "Dangerous Boners" Epidemic In NFL

Bears wide receiver Brandon Marshall said yesterday that some NFL players use Viagra to "get an edge" on the field. Sure. OK. Whatever. » 11/29/12 1:20pm 11/29/12 1:20pm

Bill Simmons Said Something About "Biggest Boners" On PTI Today, So…

It's Friday, and we can't think of any better way to spark the weekend than pouring a stiff drink, relaxing into a thick, comfortable chair, and engorging your ears by playing this recording of Bill Simmons repeatedly saying the word "boners." It's the perfect way to relax after a long, hard week. [ESPN] » 9/14/12 6:30pm 9/14/12 6:30pm

The Arizona Cardinals Got Jobbed By An Old Rugby Rule

We're doing a season-long NFL roundtable with our friends at Slate. Check back here each week as a rotating cast of football watchers discusses the weekend's key plays, coaching decisions, and traumatic brain injuries. » 10/03/11 5:45pm 10/03/11 5:45pm

In Praise Of Football Stupidity

We're doing a season-long NFL roundtable with our friends at Slate. Check back here each week as a rotating cast of football watchers discusses the weekend's key plays, coaching decisions, and traumatic brain injuries. » 10/03/11 12:48pm 10/03/11 12:48pm

Greetings, Spinheads

Happy day after Thanksgiving. Today is gonna be looser than usual, given both the tech issues and that the vast majority of you are out shopping, or hungover, or getting ready for high school reunions. We'll cover some stuff, we'll ignore a lot of stuff, and have some fun being buddy, buddy, buddy all up in your… » 11/28/08 9:58am 11/28/08 9:58am