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Topless Woman Crashes News Report At Pride Festival

CityNews reporter Natalie Duddridge had one hell of a day at the office yesterday. It began with a Brazilian soccer fan bringing the "fuck her right in the pussy" fake news blooper to life, and it ended with a very happy/drunk World Pride attendee shaking her boobs right at the camera during a live on-the-scene report. » 6/30/14 9:16am 6/30/14 9:16am

Washington's Weird Bikini Barista Culture

This past December I was sitting in a Manhattan restaurant with the rest of the Jezebel ladies for our annual staff dinner. I made an offhand comment about an acquaintance who'd once worked as a bikini barista. I might as well have said she'd once worked as a frog. "What's a 'bikini barista'?" said everyone, staring… » 2/05/14 3:21pm 2/05/14 3:21pm

Beyond Cleavage: The Golden Age of Innerboob, Sideboob, & Underboob

It's basically impossible to keep up with the terminology used to exactly describe what part of a woman's breasts are visible to the world. And if you don't know what words to use, how can you properly describe exactly which part of that part of you looked so phenomenal the last time you rocked it? In order to right… » 6/25/13 2:53pm 6/25/13 2:53pm

"That Was Real, And That Was Spectacular!" Ian Eagle Shoehorned A …

I watched this game while sort of glancing at the television and then looking away again, so when I first heard this call, from the YES Network's Ian Eagle, I thought it was pretty irredeemably dweeby, regardless of the quality of the source material. Now that I've watched again and seen that Jerry Seinfeld was in » 12/15/12 1:25pm 12/15/12 1:25pm

Tuesday Night Fights: My Grandma Explains Why It's Wrong To Encourage…

Welcome to Tuesday Night Fights, a weekly celebration and analysis of street-fight videos found on YouTube. Tonight's fisticuffs "Grandma Tells Kids to Fist Fight (Caught on Camera) Fighting," aka "Wilmington Delaware Fight!!!!" Tonight's commentator: My grandmother Leona, who is the best grandmother in the world. » 10/09/12 10:00pm 10/09/12 10:00pm

NBC Aired A Bare Breast During Live Water Polo Coverage Today [NSFW]

NBC is actually airing live Olympics right now, as the Spain-United States women's water polo match is underway. They may decide to end the practice entirely and go all-tape delay, though, as an underwater shot aired earlier revealed a bit more than they bargained for. Water polo's a rough sport, and this sort of… » 8/01/12 1:47pm 8/01/12 1:47pm

Dan Snyder And Mike Shanahan Fly To Waco, Immediately Go To Hooters

Today is Baylor's pro day, when Robert Griffin III (and some saps who aren't RGIII) will showcase their wares for any scouts who want to come watch. The Colts will be there, just doing their due diligence. But this is really for the Redskins, who'll likely have Griffin with the second pick, and they'd like to see what… » 3/21/12 9:30am 3/21/12 9:30am

C-Roll Stash: Cleavage At The Ballpark, Cleavage At The Boxing Match,…

We are nearing the end of the C-Roll footage, America. After today, only a single clip remains, so please, gather 'round to celebrate this disgusting national treasure. We've seen it all, haven't we? SkyDome sex, cheap seat sex, bleacher blowjobs, and possible flagpole sex. And you can't un-see any of it! » 9/23/11 8:00pm 9/23/11 8:00pm

More From The C-Roll Stash: Boobs And People With Boobs Eating Ice…

The origins of the C-Roll, from which we've been posting excerpts all week, are a bit of a mystery. We know, thanks to our anonymous contributor, that the video had "been passed around throughout the years" and added to by various production assistants and cameramen. Somewhere along the way, though, one of those… » 9/21/11 8:00pm 9/21/11 8:00pm

Ukulele Boob Girl Will Do Anything You Ask If You Vote For Her Again

Remember Sarah H., the lovely damsel who desperately pleaded for your votes in some sort of freakish marketing contest by playing a ukulele nestled under her breasts? Well, she's emailing again, claiming that the freakish marketing people somehow turned her 1,500-vote advantage into a 12-vote deficit. » 8/17/11 11:00pm 8/17/11 11:00pm

Peru And Venezuela Are About To Play For South American Soccer's…

So what if Irina Grandez and Daisy Araujo didn't quite measure up to Larissa Riquelme in the "world will watch my nation's soccer match to see whether I will have to strip naked for them" sweepstakes? Paraguay Cell Phone Girl's nudity will be decided tomorrow. But, Irina and Daisy's heroes on the Peruvian side will… » 7/23/11 3:00pm 7/23/11 3:00pm