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    11/10/09

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"

    Also adds that he doesn't "wear deodorant" and "scares children." #andreagassi
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    Safin told L'Equipe that if Agassi is trying to clear his conscience because he lied to the ATP to get out of a failed drug test, then wouldn't it make more sense to give back the money that the ATP allowed him to win by not banning him from the sport?

    No. #andreagassi
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    11/10/09

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    Marat can't touch Agassi, Agassi can't touch Ararat.
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    Edited by Pedro Cuatrocinco at 11/10/09 11:37 AM Pedro Cuatrocinco was starred Pedro Cuatrocinco was unstarred
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    Before athletes reach the stage where there will be drug testing they need to create an excuse for a positive drug test. They need to hire some good writers and come up with a no fail excuse before they ever take a drug test. My excuse would be that I was dating a beautiful girl who just happened to be a mule for a Mexican drug cartel. The only way I could have a positive test would be because sometimes my girl friend really like a good rim job. That is not something I normally do but she just gets so wild afterward that it was worth it. Due to the fact that she works for a deadly drug cartel I can not give her name and I never knew which drugs she had been smuggling lately or if the balloons may have leaked a little. Who could find a guy guilty when his only crime is being in love. #andreagassi
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    Stupid?!! You call Agassi taking apart my VCR because the government hid a listening device in there stupid? #andreagassi
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    11/10/09

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    Anytime someone comes out with a confessional autobiography like this, I always wonder what kind of shit they aren't telling us. Something awful, like he murdered a hobo or dated Barbara Streisand. #andreagassi
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    I find it more impressive that he won all those tourneys while jacked up on crystal. I can barely extinguish all the accidental fires I start after a few bumps. #andreagassi
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    "Give Safin credit for not pretending that crystal meth helped Agassi win. . . ."

    That's Safin for you — always good with the two-hand backhanded compliment. #andreagassi
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/10/09

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    If Safin did ever write a biography, I bet he'd title it The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Safin #andreagassi
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    "I won't write my biography."

    "I couldn't." - Jacques Demers #andreagassi
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    Marat Safin isn't exactly broken up over revelations that fellow competitor Andre Agassi was addicted to crank.

    Whatever, Safin prefers Ratchet. What's the big deal? #andreagassi
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/10/09

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    I heard Telly Savalas is also furious with Agassi. #andreagassi
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    "What's done is done. He hopes to sell more books. But he is completely stupid!"

    Typical Russian. This is a recycled line from Safin's equally scathing review of "One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich." #andreagassi
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Deleted Scenes From The Sports Guy Book Tour
    Simmons is such an NBA fan that ESPN didn't schedule him a signing appearance in the city with the reigning MVP aka the biggest star on the planet.

    I love Bristol, the comedy never stops. #billsimmons
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    11/05/09

    In reply to Deleted Scenes From The Sports Guy Book Tour
    glad to see Bill's doggedly sticking to making his patented Dead Pet Ferret face in every book signing photo.

    seriously, dude. just fucking smile.
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