Trust me, you don't want that hood rat giving you a venereal disease. Not because half are not curable, but the next time you try to bang and that little cutie sees that rash around your genitals, she's going to be running for the fences.
Trust him. He knows you all think STDs are awesome, but he is here to tell you they are not.
And actually, I think it is exactly because half (including herpes, i.e. that rash around your genitals) are not curable. Hence the problem.
"Indeed the entire newspaper faces harassment charges, and could lose their funding."
It's funny that this site in particular chose not to focus on this aspect and instead focused on a ne'er do well instead of (yet another) curbstomping of free speech.
Guess what, this is America. Douches should be free to write what they want and be ridiculed for it. Newspapers shouldn't be threatened for publishing them, however.
To think that THIS PLACE, of all places, wouldn't see that is a little funny. Maybe the newspaper should have libeled an innocent college baseball coach, with the "apology" that "these things happen, now shut up".
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@the_theocrat_of_poon_tang: The idea of "free speech" has to do with the government's inability to silence expression. Is this kid going to jail because of what he wrote? No.
Speech, in the private realm, has consequences. It can get you punched in the face, fired from your job, or, in this idiot's case, it can cause your school to pull funding from your newspaper.
@crazyrobbo: Are you Chris Surette? If so, can you tell us a little bit about your inspiration? Where did you get the idea to call your sexual partners "hood rats"? #fairfieldstags
Haha great... as a Fairfield alumni and reader of this column this is exactly what the column is for.
The guy writer every year (there is a "she said" column vs. his "he said") basic plays the generic chauvinistic male and aims to write dirty and offensive stories that piss most people off (all exaggerations which is well known too).
Generally this is even the most read part of the paper for most students - and now old Fairfield got some national attention! #fairfieldstags
@Greek McPapadopoulos: It doesn't. That said, I worked on that paper as a student, most of us on the paper hated that running feature but the students loved recycled Old School jokes to get rid of it. #fairfieldstags
Just think about what the untouched vegetables in your fridge gossip about when you make the walk of shame away from the fridge with 3/4 of an ice cream cake, you fat bastard. #fairfieldstags
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Trust him. He knows you all think STDs are awesome, but he is here to tell you they are not.
And actually, I think it is exactly because half (including herpes, i.e. that rash around your genitals) are not curable. Hence the problem.
Well done! #fairfieldstags
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It's funny that this site in particular chose not to focus on this aspect and instead focused on a ne'er do well instead of (yet another) curbstomping of free speech.
Guess what, this is America. Douches should be free to write what they want and be ridiculed for it. Newspapers shouldn't be threatened for publishing them, however.
To think that THIS PLACE, of all places, wouldn't see that is a little funny. Maybe the newspaper should have libeled an innocent college baseball coach, with the "apology" that "these things happen, now shut up".
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Speech, in the private realm, has consequences. It can get you punched in the face, fired from your job, or, in this idiot's case, it can cause your school to pull funding from your newspaper.
Off the high horse, pooner. #fairfieldstags
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Don't forget the part where you go on Oprah to reveal the face you drank off. #fairfieldstags
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The guy writer every year (there is a "she said" column vs. his "he said") basic plays the generic chauvinistic male and aims to write dirty and offensive stories that piss most people off (all exaggerations which is well known too).
Generally this is even the most read part of the paper for most students - and now old Fairfield got some national attention! #fairfieldstags
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Are you kidding me? Victim? Actually, looking at his headshot, any girl who would sleep with that guy should be considered a victim.
And how is having a one night stand a "tale to tell your buds for years" ?? I guess if you rarely get laid, maybe?
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HULK HATE GRAMMAR!
HULK SMASH! #fairfieldstags
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Gay Rape? #fairfieldstags
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