Trust me, you don't want that hood rat giving you a venereal disease. Not because half are not curable, but the next time you try to bang and that little cutie sees that rash around your genitals, she's going to be running for the fences.
Trust him. He knows you all think STDs are awesome, but he is here to tell you they are not.
And actually, I think it is exactly because half (including herpes, i.e. that rash around your genitals) are not curable. Hence the problem.
Just think about what the untouched vegetables in your fridge gossip about when you make the walk of shame away from the fridge with 3/4 of an ice cream cake, you fat bastard. #fairfieldstags
11/13/09
11/13/09
Trust him. He knows you all think STDs are awesome, but he is here to tell you they are not.
And actually, I think it is exactly because half (including herpes, i.e. that rash around your genitals) are not curable. Hence the problem.
Well done! #fairfieldstags
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Don't forget the part where you go on Oprah to reveal the face you drank off. #fairfieldstags
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Are you kidding me? Victim? Actually, looking at his headshot, any girl who would sleep with that guy should be considered a victim.
And how is having a one night stand a "tale to tell your buds for years" ?? I guess if you rarely get laid, maybe?
11/13/09
HULK HATE GRAMMAR!
HULK SMASH! #fairfieldstags
11/13/09
Gay Rape? #fairfieldstags
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