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  • Wake up deadspin!

    That Last Name Never Gets Easier To Spell

    Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More »
    07/08/09
    16,480
    39

    By DAULERIO

    Comment by Sonar Jose: That shirt needs some serious disemconsonanting. Also, take heed Red Sox fan-haters - our mighty might is the only thing that... 12 Responses | Other threads

  • mlb

    Pasty White Man Ruins Lovely Afternoon At The Ballyard

    What's more humiliating? Getting tackled by security in front of 40,000 baseball fans or having them drag you off the field with your flabby Jell-O bowl tummy exposed to the world? Such is life. [Red Sox Monster]
    06/29/09
    11,272
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by Starburied: This is the only time an African-American will ever field a round, white object on a baseball field under Theo... 2 Responses | Other threads

  • mlb

    This Love Has Taken Its Toll On Me

    Red Sox owner John Henry got married yesterday, and held his reception in Fenway's outfield, with the best guest list ever: Larry David, Ken Burns, Alan Dershowitz, the Farrelly Brothers, and Bud Selig. The live band: Maroon 5. [Boston Globe]
    06/28/09
    6,173
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    By Barry Petchesky

    Comment by TommyAce: I was across the street from Fenway at a concert last night, and when I came out there was a... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • wade boggs

    Wade Boggs Does Not Like Steroids In His Apple Pie

    What do you get when you combine a 3,000-hit Hall Of Famer, apple pie, a bucket of Miller High Life, and a microphone? An epic anti-steroid rant from Wade Boggs. Stop cheating Americana, baby! More »
    06/19/09
    11,454
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by supermike5alive: Seekonk more like a suburb of Providence, RI than Boston... but whatever. he's right. 5 Responses | Other threads

  • whimsy

    Free Fenway Tickets To The Person Who Loves America The Most

    Do you want presumably good seats to a Red Sox game at Fenway? All you have to do is convince the son of a failed presidential candidate that you hate socialism—and maybe make a small donation! More »
    06/10/09
    8,049
    59

    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by HernandezStache: Maybe I'll write my essay about how I made up stories about soldiers slaughtering people in Iraq cause it worked... 7 Responses | Other threads

  • mlb

    Your Occasional Update On Witchcraft Tomfoolery In The AL East

    A Boston-based Yankees fan litters grass from Yankee Stadium in Fenway Park to jinx the Sox, and the construction worker who planted a Boston jersey in the Bronx claims his hex is working. In his magical kingdom, maybe. [NY Post]
    06/09/09
    3,228
    44

    By Ben Cohen

    Comment by supermike5alive: if only there were two animals in the wild kingdom that could symbolize this timeless blood rivalry!!!! 3 Responses | Other threads

  • mlb

    David Ortiz Suffering From Mr. Magoo Syndrome

    There are already a million theories as to why David Ortiz has suddenly and cruelly turned into Junior Ortiz, but now David has one of his own to throw into the mix. He needs thicker glasses. More »
    06/05/09
    7,601
    38

    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: I feel this guy's pain. My MD 20/20 vision causes me to have terrible judgement as well. 3 Responses | Other threads

  • umpires

    Todd Tichenor Got His Money's Worth Last Night

    Umpire Todd Tichenor made history (maybe? probably not) when he ejected four people in one inning of the Red Sox-Twins game last night. Hey, when you're a temporarily fill-in just called up from the minors, you've got to take your shots when you can get them. More »
    05/29/09
    10,061
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by Hit Bull Win Steak: Ther havent been that many men tossed in Minnesota since Prince left. 4 Responses | Other threads

  • mlb

    Holy Crap, David Ortiz Hit A Home Run

    Light-hitting Boston infielder becomes the 320th major league player to hit a home run this season. It's okay to believe in America again, people. [Boston Herald]
    05/21/09
    3,712
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Maybe I don't understand how newfangled digital cameras work...but is that asshole on the left taking a picture of himself? 4 Responses | Other threads

  • david ortiz

    Big Papi Needs A Hug

    Theories abound as to why David Ortiz continues to be Big Stinky this season: lingering wrist injury, PED withdrawal, swine flu, etc. More »
    05/17/09
    6,983
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by ToobularBoobularJoy: More like: Big Papi Needs A(nother) Shot in the Ass 4 Responses | Other threads

  • mlb

    Red Sox Fans Still Waiting On David Ortiz

    He should break out of this slump any day now. Yup ... any ... day now. [Major League Jerk]
    05/15/09
    4,022
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by Hatey McLife: Red Sox Fans Still Waiting On David Ortiz ...to be white. 5 Responses | Other threads

  • whimsy

    When The Housing Market Throws You A Knuckleball...

    Turn to Doug Mirabelli. Specialties: Residential, Commercial, Vacant Land, Multi-Family, Wakefield. [CBGreatLakes]
    05/14/09
    8,473
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by Brian Adams: Any mention of Mirabelli obligates me to post the following link: [www.thenoiseboard.com] 3 Responses | Other threads

  • steroids

    Lou Merloni Will Blow This Steroid Business Wide Open

    Here's one more tidbit that should cap off Boston's excellent weekend of excellence—Lou Merloni's accusation that the Red Sox hired a doctor to instruct players on proper steroid use. Uh oh. More »
    05/11/09
    16,217
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by UpstateUnderdog: Merloni is just bitter that Providence College no longer has a baseball team. 7 Responses | Other threads

  • Wake Up, Deadspin!

    Three Faces Of Boston Fandom

    Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More »
    05/11/09
    9,762
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by wonderlic---myballs: Boston 3party parlay paid over 4.5 to 1. Good way to close out the weekend. Also, was that a fat kid... 5 Responses | Other threads

  • jerry remy

    Jerry Remy Takes Leave Of Absence Due To Cancer

    One of Red Sox Nation's most popular figures is paying for years of smoking. He issued a statement about his condition, we wish him all the best.[Sawxheads.com]
    05/07/09
    4,230
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by thefuseproject: "...we wish him all the best." You may, but allow me to begin the countdown for the Red Sox/Boston haters to... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • japanese baseball

    Warm Your Butt In The Dice-K Memorial Bathrooms

    The Boston Red Sox paid the Seibu Lions $51.1 million for the right to take Daisuke Matsuzaka off their hands. So what did they do with the money? New toilet seats for everyone! More »
    05/04/09
    7,948
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by Hatey McLife: 165 feet across by 23 feet high This just proves my theory about what aspect ratio Asians see in. 2 Responses | Other threads

  • snap judgment

    Ow, My Balls!

    Maybe I'm still a little irked with Boston after last night's Celtics win, but I think a picture of Dustin Pedroia getting pegged in the nuts would bring a smile to my face any day.
    05/03/09
    12,465
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    By Pete Gaines

    Comment by wonderlic---myballs: Did anyone just see Haslem get ejected in the 4th q? He ripped off his jersey and threw it into... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • boston red sox

    Red Sox'Owner John Henry Lets Boston Magazine Print His Lovelorn Emails To His Young Bride

    Say what you will about Red Sox owner John Henry, he's a man who knows how to get what he wants. Fortune, fame, the Sox, Dice-K, and a woman 30 years younger than him. More »
    04/29/09
    16,283
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by SEC_SPEED_KILLS: Damn that just got Maureen Dowd wetter than a slip and slide 6 Responses | Other threads

  • mlb

    Big Papi Fires Warning Shot Over Joba's Bow

    Their series doesn't begin until tomorrow, but David Ortiz thought he'd get in a preemptive strike today against Joba Chamberlain and the Yankees. Hey Joba, please don't throw at our noggins. More »
    04/23/09
    13,873
    15

    By Rick Chandler

    Comment by Paul.B.Dodd: Who decided that Joba was actually good rather than a chubby sideshow? I don't think he's even thrown enough innings... 3 Responses | Other threads

  • mlb

    100-Year-Old Red Sox Bat Boy Says It's Go Time

    Having learned from the Cubs that to reject a centenarian fan means certain doom, the Boston Red Sox are employing the spry Arthur Giddon as a bat boy for one batter on Saturday. More »
    04/22/09
    5,525
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    By Rick Chandler

    Comment by HebrewHammer: Did I tell you I met Ted Williams in '39, when he was a rookie? I used to see him... 2 Responses | Other threads

  • whimsy

    Behold The Frankenstein Boston Sports Tattoo

    Spring is here, which means that once again the Boston sports tattoos are uncovered in all their glory. Look, here's an insane interesting one. More »
    04/20/09
    14,578
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    By Rick Chandler

    Comment by Big Jim Slade: Pats, Celtics, Sox... no Bruins. Simmons? 6 Responses | Other threads

  • patriots day

    Patriots' Day Gives Boston A Reason To Feel Special For Once

    On this day, 342 years ago, a group of bloodthirsty Welsh mercenaries attacked defenseless Pilgrims with boiling tea kettles, winning the War of 1812 so that Boston could have day baseball on a Monday. More »
    04/20/09
    5,862
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by Step aside, Son: Why are all those white guys chasing a handful of skinny Nigerians? 5 Responses | Other threads

  • mlb

    Josh Beckett Suspended Six Games

    Josh Beckett has been suspended for being a jerk to the team that just lost a teammate in a horrible accident. And there was never another fight at a baseball game again. [AP]
    04/14/09
    13,546
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by wonderlic---myballs: That's fuckin gay. He doesn't get ejected from the game but gets suspended after that fact? He threw it over... 24 Responses | Other threads

  • boston red sox

    Dance, Moron, Dance!

    Fenway was a little more festive last night as this groove-stricken gentleman shows Red Sox Nation the best way to make an exit after a 7-2 loss. [Central Maine Sports Blog]
    04/09/09
    10,227
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: Still is the greatest Boston dancer of all time. 6 Responses | Other threads

  • boston red sox

    Ted Kennedy Still Looked Better Than Lincecum

    "Thank God this isn't Deadspin, or the comments would be loaded with 1.3 retarded Massholes typing "GO SOX!!1!!!@!!!" [Wonkette]
    04/08/09
    7,753
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by X-tacle: That's the same amount of effort he put into saving Mary Jo Kopechne. 9 Responses | Other threads

  • boston red sox

    Dustin Pedroia Thinks Very Highly Of Alex Rodriguez

    From this month's Boston magazine: "That guy," he will say, pausing for a moment to find the right word, "is a dork." [Boston Magazine]
    04/03/09
    10,638
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by Hatey McLife: Well, A-Rod was wearing a UC Santa Cruz t-shirt. 13 Responses | Other threads

  • mlb

    Schilling Finally Talks About His Retirement ... On A Video Game Site

    Pitcher waited for Game Developers Conference in San Francisco to announce his decision, because he didn't want to deal with "the phone ringing off the hook. It was just a natural fit." [Sports Radio Interviews.com]
    03/26/09
    2,321
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    By Rick Chandler

    Comment by Muggs Bigglesworth: Like Schilling, G4 is wildly overrated. How many times can you air Cheaters in one day? Eleven? Is... 5 Responses | Other threads

  • mlb

    Jonathan Papelbon Won't Shy Away From His Feelings About Manny Ramirez

    Once word of the Esquire interview leaked, Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon knew he'd have to elaborate on some of his comments about his ex-teammate. More »
    03/13/09
    10,047
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by savedbypurplejesus: With a little ingenuity and vision, he had made it all but impossible for anyone in the squadron to talk... 5 Responses | Other threads

  • boston red sox

    Papelbon Reveals Shocking Details About Manny Ramirez

    "He was on a different train![A]nd you saw what happened with that. We got rid of him, and we moved on without him." [Esquire.com]
    03/12/09
    6,709
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by Step aside, Son: "It just takes one guy to bring an entire team down, and that's exactly what was happening," And our 2008... 3 Responses | Other threads

  • mlb

    Heidi Watney Has Gator Troubles (With Dramatic Video)

    In a horrifying, true story from spring training, NESN's Heidi Watney tells how her dog is a virtual prisoner in its own home due to a nearby alligator (which may actually be a log). More »
    02/26/09
    13,955
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    By Rick Chandler

    Comment by David Hume: They both disappeared into the woods. About three minutes passed, in which the only sounds were the gentle rustle of the... 3 Responses | Other threads

  • Wake up deadspin!

    Yankees Fans Are Sneaky, Happy

    Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. More »
    02/07/09
    5,214
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    By Pete Gaines

    Comment by OhTheHugeManatee: CNN reporting A-Rod tested positive in 2003 for roids. LOVE IT. 13 Responses | Other threads

  • true crime

    That's Some Mighty Fine Police Work There, Lou

    Police in Chicopee, Mass., say they have finally captured the man responsible for a string of area bank robberies conducted while wearing the new Boston Red Sox 'hanging sox' cap. [Red Sox Monster]
    01/29/09
    5,910
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    By Rick Chandler

    Comment by Matt Sussman: That looks like a notable black celebrity! You know, the one who wears glasses! 6 Responses | Other threads

  • Wake up deadspin!

    Congratulations On Your New Acquisition, Boston!

    Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More »
    01/21/09
    9,606
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    By Rick Chandler

    Comment by StanGable: What is thwe world coming to? Its like you cant get into a fight anymore without some punk pulling out... 2 Responses | Other threads

  • red sox nation

    The Red Sox Next Big Acquisition Will Be An Angry Cow

    From pink hats to cowboy hats: The Red Sox marketing arm teams up with the Professional Bull Riders Association. [Fast Company]
    01/14/09
    2,662
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: The Red Sox Next Big Acquisition Will Be An Angry Cow That's not a very nice way to welcome Bianca Wilfork... 5 Responses | Other threads

  • mlb

    John Smoltz Heading To Boston (Of Course)

    After 20 years in Atlanta, the 41-year-old pitcher is signing with the Red Sox, who presumably will place him in a bullpen rocking chair to spin yarns about Tom Glavine and the Old South. [MLB.com]
    01/08/09
    5,247
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by Gourmet Spud: They signed him because Mike Timlin was sick of eating dinner at 4:30 alone. 7 Responses | Other threads

  • mlb

    New York Times Wants to Sell (Low) on Boston Red Sox

    The New York Times would love to sell their state in the Boston Red Sox, but easier said than done. More »
    12/28/08
    4,809
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    By Tuffy

    Comment by Wolf Blitzer: My state IS Michigan, but I wouldn't sell my stake in it because Tim Allen makes outstanding christmas... 4 Responses | Other threads

  • mark teixeira blogdome

    Everyone Hates The Yankees ... Except For Stephen A.

    So the Yankees back up a dump truck and cover Mark Teixeira with money, causing former Baseball Commissioner Bowie Kuhn to start whirling dirvishly in his grave. Here's some further reaction: More »
    12/24/08
    8,288
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    By Rick Chandler

    Comment by UkraineNotWeak: Yankee Scorecards are now going to have $ signs next to the player's name to indicate their annual salary. $-Under $1... 8 Responses | Other threads

  • mlb

    In The End, You Knew It Had To Be The Yankees

    "The New York Yankees have reached a preliminary agreement with first baseman Mark Teixeira for $180 million over eight years. A person familiar with the negotiations disclosed the agreement, which is subject to a physical."[Boston.com]
    12/23/08
    8,078
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    By Rick Chandler

    Comment by FredGarvin: Seriously, the Players Assn. thinks this is all fine and dandy, right? How the fuck can this be good for... 18 Responses | Other threads

  • mlb

    Teixeira Announcement May Be Just Minutes, Or Seconds, Away

    Well it was fun pretending that Mark Teixeira had chosen the Mets. But the Washington Times is reporting that a real announcement is close — like today close — and that the choice is ... More »
    12/23/08
    7,154
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    By Rick Chandler

    Comment by Weed Against Speed: The Red Sox? I thought that John Henry said that was off? He lied to us! Oh Henry! But just to be... 17 Responses | Other threads

  • mlb

    Merciful Jesus May Be Ready To End Teixeira Drama

    Mark Teixeira supposedly about to sign with someone, but no ones knows with whom, or for how much. So let's pretend it's the Mets. [SI.com]
    12/23/08
    3,625
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    By Rick Chandler

    Comment by MarkKelsosMigraine: TJ/ Is anyone else just about ready to commit a homocide if they see another one of those Lexus ads with... 11 Responses | Other threads

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