Brad Childress Granted Merciful Release From Coaching Vikings (UPDATE)

After a morning of reports that Childress would keep his job, Jay Glazer is reporting that the hirsute coach has been fired. No word yet on who will be named interim coach. » 11/22/10 12:20pm 11/22/10 12:20pm

Jon Kitna's Nipples Lead Cowboys To Second Win

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 11/15/10 9:20am 11/15/10 9:20am

American Legal System Officially Invested In Brett Favre's Status

In the middle of the StarCaps trial, the plaintiffs' attorney asked Brad Childress — under oath — who the Vikings quarterback will be. Sixth Amendment be damned, Favre's will-he-won't-he game is anything but a speedy trial. [Star Tribune] » 3/12/10 4:40pm 3/12/10 4:40pm

Childress’ Son Arrested for DUI

No Minnesota Vikings season is ever complete with a good DUI arrest. And a week before the team is hosts their divisional round playoff game, Chilly's son went and pulled a Tommy Kramer: » 1/08/10 11:20am 1/08/10 11:20am

Everything You Need To Know About The Coming Minny-pocalypse

"When Favre changes the play at the line of scrimmage Childress bristles, even when the audible Favre calls works perfectly." Chilly's team is on the field. [ESPN] » 12/23/09 2:00pm 12/23/09 2:00pm

Favre Is Like A Kid Arguing With His Parents At Toys-R-Us Out There

Fret not, Viking fans. I'm sure the sight of your quarterback arguing with—and then asserting his dominance over—your coach in the middle of Week 15 is no cause for alarm. All Super Bowl champs wilt in December, right? » 12/21/09 4:15pm 12/21/09 4:15pm

Brad Childress Is The Ugliest Dame You’ll Ever See

Fucking Brad Childress. Only this prick would decline an offsides penalty on first down to take a seven-yard gain. Or dress like a woman on the flight to Pittsburgh to motivate his team. Wait, what? » 10/26/09 3:30pm 10/26/09 3:30pm

Brad Childress Is Full Of Crap

Brad Childress came out of hiding today to complain about all those unscrupulous reporters and their unnamed sources who make up lies about Brad Childress and create nothing but trouble. Trouble he could end in two seconds if he'd just pick up the phone. » 6/10/09 1:00pm 6/10/09 1:00pm

Former Viking Would Very Much Like To Hit Brad Childress In The Head

Current Jaguars wideout Troy Williamson spent his first three seasons in the NFL angering Minnesota fans with his mediocre play and current Vikings coach Brad Childress spent his first two years angering Minnesota fans by putting him into games. Of course, all of this happened during the downtime when they weren't… » 11/20/08 3:00pm 11/20/08 3:00pm

What Could Be The Greatest Sports Story Ever

The man you see in this picture is Kevin Rogers. A football lifer, he is most famous for being Donovan McNabb's quarterback coach at Syracuse. He and his wife Betty are the parents of three. Earlier today, Rogers was hired by new coach Brad Childress to become the quarterbacks coach for the Minnesota Vikings. For the… » 1/12/06 3:00pm 1/12/06 3:00pm

New Vikings Coach Sporting Rare Mustache/Baldness Combo

Today, the Minnesota Vikings will announce that Eagles offensive coordinator Brad Childress will be their new coach, or, if you can't resist making the same joke everybody else is making this morning, captain of their ship. Childress has been with the Eagles for seven years, and, having seen Requiem For A Dream,… » 1/06/06 9:01am 1/06/06 9:01am