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Brady Quinn Day At The Amusement Park Went WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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By DAULERIOComment by Don't Bring That Kool-Aid To This Gin Party: The girl in that video referred to him as a "goddess". I'm not actually making a joke, just repeating what... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Did You Hear The One About Brady Quinn? (Yes, We All Have)
Ok, no more "Brady Quinn is gay" jokes (unless the post is about Brady Quinn coming out of the closet.) Sooooooo tired. I think Pete will back me up on this.
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Comment by ClintonPortishead: I feel like Bill Simmons griping about Sportscenter stealing his schtick, but please see my Brady Quinn rant about this... 14 Responses | Other threads
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shaun smith
Everybody Hates Shaun Smith
“He never shuts the f–k up,” a source told us last month, “and he acts like he has been to 25 Pro Bowls.” [PFT]
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By DAULERIOComment by twoeightnine: Man, even the equipment manager hates him. 3 Responses | Other threads
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nfl
Brady Quinn's Beautiful Face May Have Been Damaged
Rumors are flying around Cleveland about a possible altercation between Browns defensive lineman Shaun Smith and quarterback Brady Quinn. More »
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Comment by wonderlic---myballs: More masturbation fuel for Mr. Bayless. 5 Responses | Other threads
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Brady Quinn out for season
Well, That Was Fun While It Lasted...Brady Quinn Probably Out For Season
The Cleveland Browns season just became even more meaningless, thanks to the anonymously sourced- news that Brady Quinn, former starting handsome ball chucker, is most likely out for the season. Quinn attempted to play last Sunday with that fractured index finger, but apparently did more damage to it by attempting such a heroic, no-Romo feat. Quinn ended up damaging a tendon in the finger which may require surgery, which he'll make decide some time today, according to most of the reports. More » -
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Quinn's Debut Inspires A Nation, Browns Lose As Usual
With all the excitement over the big stimulus package that was the debut of Brady Quinn and the return of Kellen Winslow — turns out they're real, and they're fantastic — we all ignored the real issues: Jay Cutler and Brandon McDonald. The shy, self-effacing Broncos quarterback threw for 447 yards and three touchdowns, two of those over the mannequin-like McDonald, who also dropped two interceptions. And there you have it, folks: 34-30, Broncos; just like the old days. More »
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Comment by Doyle McPoyle: Don't worry Cleveland, you still got...uh... 8 Responses | Other threads
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brady quinn
Welcome the New Brown Prince of Football....
In just a couple of hours Brady Quinn will ditch the clipboard and gallantly sprint to the front of the huddle to rescue the Cleveland Browns from their 3-5 misery. Americans who have the NFL Network as part of their premium cable packages will scrutinize his poise, his arm strength, and some will simply wonder at what point in the game does he take his shirt off. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Sculptor?!? I just met her!: ok, as a non-gearhead, i've got a query for the rest of you: what is considered a 'hot car'? I... 22 Responses | Other threads
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cleveland browns
Drunken Redneck Browns Fan Ushers In Brady Quinn Era
These videos were taken last season, when this anonymous Browns fan — we'll call him Doyle, because he reminds me of the Dwight Yoakum stepfather character in Sling Blade — was quite comfortable with the way things were playing out in his world. But as Busted Coverage points out, now "there's a black guy in the White House, and Brady Quinn is at the helm of his Browns." And suddenly redneck drunk guy's existence makes no sense. What could he be thinking on the eve of Quinn's debut as starter? Watch him drunkenly rock out to other great soft rock hits from the '70s following the jump. More »
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brady quinn
Hello Cleveland! Brady Quinn Is Ready To Kick Butt and Make Fellatio Gestures on a Jet Ski
After yesterday's extraordinary news that the Brady Quinn era begins in Cleveland Thursday night, let's see what the rest of the sports blogosphere has to say about his long-awaited coming out party. Oh, and Browns coach Romeo Crennel wants everyone to know that this last minute decision wasn't at all influenced by the fans in an effort to save his job. Nope. Not at all. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Katni: Oh, the summers I spent at Lake Wobedouche. Good times. 5 Responses | Other threads
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brady quinn
Cleveland Browns Fans Can Finally Say That This Man Is Their Quarterback
This is a historic moment that should preempt any sports blog's standard nighttime activities. The Browns have made a bold step, which either means they are packing it up early this year or they are still hopeful that a new face behind center can inject some life into their staph-infected offense. But, yes, Brady Quinn, the most popular second-string quarterback in the country, will officially move to first-team offense beginning Thursday night against the Denver Broncos. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by rj3111: The Browns, and their fans, will soon find out that Anderson is not the problem. As a Browns fan myself,... 3 Responses | Other threads
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brady quinn
No Way McCain Loses Ohio Now
In politics it's known as the Brady Quinn Bounce, and John McCain has it. Our Cleveland Browns hero made a surprise appearance at a Strongsville, Ohio Republican rally on Wednesday (along with Browns lineman Joe Thomas), where he told enthusiastic McCain-Palin supporters at the Walter F. Ehrnfelt Recreation and Senior Center that they should "support the underdog." I can feel the momentum building, can't you? Brady Quinn, John McCain and Sarah Palin, on the same stage. How great is America? More »
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Comment by Michael Bertin: Brady Quinn, John McCain and Sarah Palin, on the same stage Just one more horseman and we have ourselves an... 3 Responses | Other threads
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MLB
Dustin Pedroia: Enemy of the Geese
Dustin Pedroia's stat lines this season have no doubt caught the eyes of fantasy baseball geeks, but his road to approach teammates like Big Papi in superstar status has been a bit tougher. Of course, everything's tougher when you're only five foot nothing. A profile in today's Boston Globe tells tales of diminutive Dustin's cocksure attitude, the obstacles he overcame, and the importance of animal cruelty to early career progression. But it was his dismantling of Cleveland Browns quarterback Brady Quinn on the ping pong table that was eye catching: More »
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Comment by TattooedMess(iah): To be fair, once Brady heard Dustin wanted to put him on his back, his mind wandered and the ping... 2 Responses | Other threads
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brady quinn
Is The Brady Quinn Era Officially About To Begin In Cleveland?
There is nothing official-official yet, but the rumors of Derek Anderson's demise seem to be gaining momentum. Anderson has been shaky since the beginning of the season and no longer showing the equine-like testicular fortitude that made him so immensely successful last year. Cleveland Browns' coach Romeo Crennel won't say he's benching Anderson for this week's Ohio battle with the Bengals, but did say Quinn will get "more reps in practice" this week. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Texy: The 20 posts per page stinks - but is manageable. Threading the comments is not - it would kill... 14 Responses | Other threads
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nfl
Brady Quinn Starts Off New Season With Training Camp Tights
It's no big deal. Lots of quarterbacks wear tights when it's 100 degrees outside. Like...yeah, there's no real good comparison here. Am I the only person who pictures Brady Quinn angrily throwing down his Ripped Fuel in the locker room and squealing, "Darn it guys, they're not tights. They're European leg warmers." More »
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By Clay TravisComment by Rainbow Bright: @Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!: That bastard probably stole them from my closet. Cause they've been missing for about a week now. more » | Other threads
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brady quinn
Brady Quinn: Bringing People Together Of All Persuasions
It's only speculation as to how many gay relationships have been started because of Brady Quinn. After all, his photo has been used to promote the M4M gay dating service for a couple of months now on Facebook pages across our great land.
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Comment by PermanentInjuredReserve: @Threat Level: Midnight: +1 to you, sir -That was him! He was lovin' it strong. more » | Other threads
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brady quinn strikes back
No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays
Brady Quinn would like to make it clear: He does not hate gay people. Responding to accusations that he hurled gay slurs at a group of men in a New Year's Eve altercation in Columbus, Ohio, Quinn said on Wednesday that, nope, it never happened. And furthermore, you know that Brokeback Mountain sequel they just shelved? Let's just say that it's back on, as long as filming occurs during the NFL offseason. More »
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By rickchandComment by Ichiro Death Glare: @Pretty Much Just Another Ice Sculpture: "Now I'm done!" /wipes "milkshake" from his lip more » | Other threads
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brady quinn and the gays
Brady Quinn Attacks His Only Fans Left
Remember that famous "Saturday Night Live" sketch, in which William Shatner famous told Trekkies to "get a life, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show?" Even though it was just a sketch, it took him years to make it up to his rabid and most loyal supporters. We suspect Brady Quinn, in a much less innocent and joking fashion, is about to go through the same thing. More »
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By LeitchComment by StingrayCharles: Ian Thorpe thinks Quinn is a little butch for his taste... more » | Other threads
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deadspin afternoon movie
Get Your Popcorn Ready ...
Our own Rick Chandler loves the old Saturday afternoon serials, and he really loves comic strips. So, to fill the time and Super Bowl piffle, he put together this special installment of Hercules' misadventures in our little world. He put a lot of time into it, so enjoy, or at least appreciate. More » -
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OutSports picks its hottest NFL players ... and guess who's No. 1! [OutSports]
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Brady Quinn's Unfortunate Circumstances
With the news yesterday that the Browns are looking to sign Derek "Horse Balls" Anderson to long-term contract, we look ominously to a future that, sadly ... could be Brady Quinn-less. More »
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By LeitchComment by Glass_Family: Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Brady Quinn's Unfortunate Circumstances" is my niece's favorite book. more » | Other threads
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By LeitchComment by gobblegirl: Sigh. I was really hoping for an Arenas-Quinn showdown in the final... more » | Other threads
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2007 shoty
SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez
The first matchup, on Tuesday, was a blowout. We suspect this one will be a little closer. More »
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By LeitchComment by Attempted Chemistry: Forget them both. Can I vote for the guy in yellow? He has a flat top and jug... more » | Other threads
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brady quinn
Your Night Out With Brady Quinn
What could be a more attractive way to spend early 2008 that a Dance Revolution Party with Brady Quinn? You could have that chance! More »
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By LeitchComment by Rhoda-licious: @Chief Wahoo: I believe a nerve has been hit.. more » | Other threads
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brady quinn
Brady Quinn's Stone Cold Lead Pipe Locks
We haven't checked in on Brady Quinn in a while: How's our favorite flashdancer doing? More »
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By LeitchComment by Smoking Pope: "That's why I've got extra layers on, so it doesn't actually touch any part of my body." Coincidentally, that's also what... more » | Other threads
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dood
Brady Quinn Stands Before You Shorn
Because we're still a little taken aback by Michael Vick's press conference today — we imagine him using every prison phone call to dial Roger Goodell's office — we bring you lighter news to close the day. Brady Quinn has shaved his head. More » -
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Deadspin HOF Nominee: Brady Quinn
The art of photography is a delicate, complicated one. You must possess an eye for composition and complexity, yes, but you also must hope your subject — whatever he, she or it is — can be capturing in a moment that reveals something, not just about his / she / its nature, but also humanity as a whole. Therefore, Brady Quinn, a star before he ever plays an NFL down. More » -
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Looking closer at Brady Quinn's contract ... [I Want To Be A Sports Agent]
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nothing but a good time
Brady Quinn, Air Guitar Hero
So it turns out that it wasn't just that picture: Brady Quinn actually joined Bret Michael on stage at a recent show. He looks, um, comfortable.
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By LeitchComment by ThisIsNotMyRealName: You know what would've been fun? Brady Quinn on the Raiders. Kind of like Rip Taylor getting a job as... more » | Other threads
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Brady Quinn's Unskinny Bop
Thanks, Mondesi's House, for reminding us once again that there is absolutely nothing like a Brady Quinn photo. That's Bret Michaels. Of course it is. -
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Which Athlete Will Be The Next Gay Blog Obsession?
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AJ Hawk Has Brady Quinn's Back
Last week, we published some rather unusual photos of new Browns quarterback Brady Quinn and the wedding of his sister and Packers linebacker A.J. Hawk. Well, Hawk spoke this weekend about the photos and he isn't too happy. More »
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By LeitchComment by Josh Hamilton: @Raskolnikov: So true bro. And Quinn will lead the Browns back to the playoffs. more » | Other threads
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Brady Quinn, Always With The Hetero Photos
Last March, Packers linebacker A.J. Hawk married Laura Quinn, whom you might remember as the double-jerseyed sister of new Browns quarterback Brady Quinn. More » -
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Bad Sign for Brady Quinn: He's Taking Joe Theismann Seriously
Brady Quinn's dreams had just been peed on for 4½ straight hours before finding out he was going to be spending his career in the high-fashion mecca of Cleveland ... I thought we could all forgive him if he looked a bit disheveled. Joe Theismann could not. More »
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By mjdeadspinComment by blainer: Are you sure that's not Brad from Real World San Diego? more » | Other threads
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Brady Quinn Is Making Friends
We're not sure what's going on with this photo, which appears to be of the newest Cleveland Brown Brady Quinn — sans more hair and gallons of pomade — and, frankly, we don't want to. More » -
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Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!
Like most football fans, we watched the first round of the NFL Draft on Saturday. We were excited at the beginning, fooling ourselves into believing the recitation of names of people we don't know for four hours could be a scintillating experience, and watching Brady Quinn lose millions of dollars every 15 minutes kept our interest for a while too. But once he was drafted, we were out of steam and ready to watch, you know, actual sporting events where people run and jump and move around. More »
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By LeitchComment by shtickless: At least the Eagles drafted that Great Dane named Barksdale... more » | Other threads
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miami dolphins
The Miami Branch Of The Ted Ginn Jr. Fan Club Is Struggling
Sticking with the Brady Quinn theme for a second (I can't help it, he's just so damned handsome), that's a Dolphins fan reacting to the Fish not selecting Brady Quinn yesterday. It's nothing personal, of course, Tedy Ginn. More » -
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Checking In On Brady Quinn's Finances
If Brady Quinn hadn't already signed that endorsement deal with Hummer, the poor guy might not be able to afford one (I can't find YouTube of that commercial, but I've seen it on ESPN.com about 18 times this weekend ... if you're looking for reasons to hate Brady Quinn, I can't recommend it highly enough). Darren Rovell at CNBC estimates that Quinn lost $17 million by being selected 22nd yesterday instead of 3rd. More »
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By mjdeadspinComment by donkeycarnival: Cleveand is a great place to live. Much better than Detroit, Cincinnati, Houston and other cities where more people... more » | Other threads
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Because We Love Him, Fine, We'll Do One More
With the 22nd pick of the NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select Brady Quinn, QB, Notre Dame. Mike Tanier of Football Outsiders tells you all about it. More » -
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Tiger Mauls Helpless Leprechaun As Charlie Weis Looks On And Does Nothing
We are happy to report that the Sugar Bowl was one of several games available on iTunes this year, so we hope all of you Notre Dame fans took advantage of that. Just the thing to view over and over again during church. After LSU's 41-14 win Wednesday night — the Irish's ninth straight bowl defeat — we're beginning to think that ND might not qualify next year. Naw, that's crazy talk. Quarterback Brady Quinn was stupendous, badly missing an open receiver on the first play from scrimmage and going on to complete 15-of-35 passes for a season-low 148 yards. He'll look so swell in Detroit Lions powder blue next year. But shouldn't we instead be praising LSU? QB JaMarcus Russell (at 6-foot-6, 257 pounds, probably too fat to play for the Miami Heat) completed 21 of 34 passes for 332 yards and two touchdowns, and also ran for a TD. Crawfish over Catholics! But don't worry Irish Faithful, help is on the way. (Yow).
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By rickchandComment by Bleacher Bum: I was at this one. It'll get better for my beloved Irish. Weis has won 19 games in two years with... more » | Other threads
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