The Ultimate Tribute To Brandon Weeden's Time With The Browns

The Cleveland Browns released Brandon Weeden yesterday, only two seasons after they shouldn't have drafted him. Someone put together the best of his stint with the Browns, and it's as poignant as a dead raccoon on the side of the highway. » 3/13/14 7:57pm 3/13/14 7:57pm

Which Cleveland Browns Rumor Is Funnier?

Browns owner Jimmy Haslam punted his general manager and CEO today, and his late front-office shuffling has produced two interesting but dubious rumors. It's difficult to decide which is better, so judge for yourself. » 2/11/14 9:30pm 2/11/14 9:30pm

Browns Fan Vastly Improves Brandon Weeden Jersey

Is it as creative as the Trent Richardson alteration? No, but it's still solid. The fact that this dude bought a Brandon Weeden jersey in the first place is heartbreaking, though. » 12/15/13 2:17pm 12/15/13 2:17pm

Retired Quarterback Who Isn't Brett Favre Wants To Help The Browns

It seems so long ago that the Browns had convincingly beaten the rival Bengals to improve to 2-2 with the help of Brian Hoyer (The Destroyer). Now, Hoyer's out for the season, Brandon Weeden has his old job back by default, and Jeff Garcia's offering his services. Wait, really? » 10/22/13 8:05pm 10/22/13 8:05pm

Browns Promote Third-String Quarterback To Starter

Browns gonna Browns, I guess. Via the team's Twitter account and an unintentionally hilarious use of the word "BREAKING," the Cleveland Browns have announced that third-string quarterback Brian Hoyer will start this Sunday's game against the Vikings. » 9/18/13 10:28am 9/18/13 10:28am

It Sucks To Be Brandon Weeden, Vol. 5: The Browns Are Already Publicly…

First, he was trapped under a flag before ever playing a down in the NFL. Then, he was listed as 129 years of age on the Browns game program, which only served to draw attention to how old Brandon Weeden really is—29, way old for a rookie. Then, Rivals.com couldn't compile his high school stats because, well, he was… » 11/10/12 2:35pm 11/10/12 2:35pm

Paul Ryan Mistook Colt McCoy For Brandon Weeden At Browns Practice Today

The Browns aren't that bad. We told you that last week, before they defeated the Bengals on Sunday, but if you needed more proof, here it is: vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan visited Cleveland's practice facility today. (Ryan's a diehard Packers fan, but politics compels people to do strange things. Condoleezza… » 10/17/12 3:40pm 10/17/12 3:40pm

Brandon Weeden Is Too Old To Have High School Stats On A Scouting Site

Brandon Weeden is older than the average rookie due to a minor-league baseball stint before a return to football. That's why it was funny when a Browns' program accidentally listed him at 129 years of age. An actual discrepancy in Weeden's football career, however, is much more telling of how veteran-tastic he is.… » 10/15/12 3:30pm 10/15/12 3:30pm

According To The Cleveland Browns, Brandon Weeden Is 129 Years Old

Brandon Weeden is 29 years old. Which makes him old for a rookie first-round draft pick, but not old for a human being. 129 years is exactly 100 years older than Brandon Weeden is and that is old for a human being, rookie first-round draft pick or otherwise. According to reader Nathan, what you see above appeared in… » 10/14/12 8:45pm 10/14/12 8:45pm

Why Is Everyone So Down On The Cleveland Browns?

Not so long ago, Jets linebacker Bart Scott uttered some immortal words: "We take a lot of slack, people gave us no chance... we're a good football team." This is not the rhetoric emerging from Cleveland now, but it should be. Instead, we have veteran media members essentially calling Pat Shurmur a doomed loser asshole » 10/11/12 5:35pm 10/11/12 5:35pm

Which Rookie Quarterback Had The Most Poise After His Second Start?

Last week, Andrew Luck of the Indianapolis Colts showed the most poise out of all the rookie quarterbacks who played in Week 1, according to people who wrote about him. Did Luck maintain his grip on the poise title in Week 2? Or did any of the other four rookie quarterbacks—Robert Griffin III, Russell Wilson, Ryan… » 9/18/12 12:40pm 9/18/12 12:40pm