It Sucks To Be Brandon Weeden, Vol. 5: The Browns Are Already Publicly…

First, he was trapped under a flag before ever playing a down in the NFL. Then, he was listed as 129 years of age on the Browns game program, which only served to draw attention to how old Brandon Weeden really is—29, way old for a rookie. Then, couldn't compile his high school stats because, well, he was… » 11/10/12 2:35pm 11/10/12 2:35pm

Paul Ryan Mistook Colt McCoy For Brandon Weeden At Browns Practice Today

The Browns aren't that bad. We told you that last week, before they defeated the Bengals on Sunday, but if you needed more proof, here it is: vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan visited Cleveland's practice facility today. (Ryan's a diehard Packers fan, but politics compels people to do strange things. Condoleezza… » 10/17/12 3:40pm 10/17/12 3:40pm

Brandon Weeden Is Too Old To Have High School Stats On A Scouting Site

Brandon Weeden is older than the average rookie due to a minor-league baseball stint before a return to football. That's why it was funny when a Browns' program accidentally listed him at 129 years of age. An actual discrepancy in Weeden's football career, however, is much more telling of how veteran-tastic he is.… » 10/15/12 3:30pm 10/15/12 3:30pm

According To The Cleveland Browns, Brandon Weeden Is 129 Years Old

Brandon Weeden is 29 years old. Which makes him old for a rookie first-round draft pick, but not old for a human being. 129 years is exactly 100 years older than Brandon Weeden is and that is old for a human being, rookie first-round draft pick or otherwise. According to reader Nathan, what you see above appeared in… » 10/14/12 8:45pm 10/14/12 8:45pm

Why Is Everyone So Down On The Cleveland Browns?

Not so long ago, Jets linebacker Bart Scott uttered some immortal words: "We take a lot of slack, people gave us no chance... we're a good football team." This is not the rhetoric emerging from Cleveland now, but it should be. Instead, we have veteran media members essentially calling Pat Shurmur a doomed loser asshole » 10/11/12 5:35pm 10/11/12 5:35pm

Which Rookie Quarterback Had The Most Poise After His Second Start?

Last week, Andrew Luck of the Indianapolis Colts showed the most poise out of all the rookie quarterbacks who played in Week 1, according to people who wrote about him. Did Luck maintain his grip on the poise title in Week 2? Or did any of the other four rookie quarterbacks—Robert Griffin III, Russell Wilson, Ryan… » 9/18/12 12:40pm 9/18/12 12:40pm