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New York, 6:06 AM
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    Brandon Marshall Would Like to Get a Few Things Off His Chest
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/05/08

    In reply to Brandon Marshall Would Like to Get a Few Things Off His Chest
    And if I seem to be confused

    I didnt mean to be with you.

    And when you said I scared you,

    Well I guess you scared me too.

    But we got lucky once before

    And if youre somewhere out there

    Passed out on the floor.

    Oh Joey, I'm not angry anymore.
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    11/05/08

    In reply to Brandon Marshall Would Like to Get a Few Things Off His Chest
    Jerramy Stevens agrees that Porter has popcorn muscles, from a safe distance.
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    11/05/08

    In reply to Brandon Marshall Would Like to Get a Few Things Off His Chest
    Dancing with your shirt open and a bottle of vodka in your hand, however, makes you a great nose tackle.
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    11/05/08

    @André Roussimoff: nneds a photo [www.behindthesteelcurtain.com]
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/05/08

    @apostles03: That was the absolute last thing in the world that needed a photo.
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    11/05/08

    @apostles03: thank you for bailing me and my lack of html skills out
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    Image of BigRicks BigRicks
    11/05/08

    In reply to Brandon Marshall Would Like to Get a Few Things Off His Chest
    Joey Porter's only been in the league 9 years? Christ it's felt like a lifetime.
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    Image of Carmen McFanzone Carmen McFanzone
    11/05/08

    In reply to Brandon Marshall Would Like to Get a Few Things Off His Chest
    Until one of these guys asks the other how his ass tastes, I consider this minor league.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/05/08

    In reply to Brandon Marshall Would Like to Get a Few Things Off His Chest
    As opposed to Shawne Merriman, who has "nacho" muscles.


    /Get yo' popcorn muscles ready

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/05/08

    In reply to Brandon Marshall Would Like to Get a Few Things Off His Chest
    Would an insecure guy show up at his own wedding three hours late and shitfaced drunk? I don't think so. Point, Porter.
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    11/05/08

    In reply to Brandon Marshall Would Like to Get a Few Things Off His Chest
    Now that we know what Peezy is, can someone explain popcorn muscles?
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