"THERE WAS ME, that is Megan, and my three droogs, that is Jessica, Ashley, and Brittany, and we sat in the Korova milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milk Bar sold milkplus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence." #soccer
Breaking news: Jeff Zucker has just announced that NBC will immediately cease all production of scripted comedy and drama. Now leading into Leno 5 nights a week -- High School Girl's Soccer! #soccer
Ladies. Ladies. No need to fight like this. I may be overweight and dead broke, but I can still pleasure each and every one of you. Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap.
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I think someone needs to put a stop to these hyperviolent soccer girls before they make all the soccer-playing boys in this country look like a bunch of weak bitches.
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@Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre: Canada labor law bars people from blogging more than 10 hours a week without overtime pay. Denton's too cheap to pony up, so we have to wait.
Dear God, someone please make Bob Davie stop using the word "football" every time he says something about the game he's color commentating. We know what fucking sport we're watching.
@MarkKelsosMigraine: wide open on a wheel route, and he still almost underthrew him.
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Yeah, that's it. #soccer
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-Joey Buttafuoco #soccer
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Far far too late. #soccer
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Lee Boyd Malvo is right there with you.
At Home Depot.
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/Wants some Hugh Johnson
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Bud Foster is going to beat Steinspring to death with the lunch pail.
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/may have misinterpreted a beer commercial