Who Gets the Dog When You Break Up?

It is the road most traveled: You partner off. The two of you move in together, get hitched or make a Kurt-n-Goldie-style life commitment to one another. You buy some throw pillows and if you didn't already have a pet, you go and find yourself a fur baby. Maybe after the two of you have realized you're capable of… » 12/12/14 3:57pm 12/12/14 3:57pm

Pathetic Man Creates Entire Website Devoted to Winning Back His Ex

Boy meets girl. Boy and girl date. Boy and girl break up. Boy, desperate to get his girl back, makes a batshit insane website. We have found that website and it is gut-wrenchingly pathetic, mind-bogglingly clueless. It wouldn't be out of place in a police report. » 10/21/14 3:53pm 10/21/14 3:53pm

Heartbroken Dude Attacks Ex-Girlfriend And Ex-Best Friend Via T-Shirts

When your girlfriend hooks up with your best friend, living well is the best revenge, but the second-best revenge is selling $13 sky-blue T-shirts emblazoned with "Fuck You Todd & Jessica!" as the pretense for an all-caps rant in which you lambaste Jessica as a "CHERUBIC CONCUBINE TWAT LORD" and inform Todd that "IF… » 6/11/14 12:47pm 6/11/14 12:47pm

Tiger Woods Dumps His Longtime Caddie, Magically Solves All His Problems

The guy formerly known as the best golfer on earth announced today — via his website — that he was kicking longtime caddie Stevie Williams to the curb. Hell has to response quote like a Tiger Woods sidekick scorned. To wit: » 7/20/11 11:30pm 7/20/11 11:30pm