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    He Obviously Ate The Cheez Doodles First
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    Image of The Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen The Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen
    04/10/09

    In reply to He Obviously Ate The Cheez Doodles First
    I'm only so-so on doing a draft video this year, but stuff like this could turn that around in a hurry.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    04/10/09

    In reply to He Obviously Ate The Cheez Doodles First
    ALL RIGHT LET'S SEE WHAT I HAVE TODAY. DARN IT, IT'S HAM AND CHEESE AGAIN--AND SHE FORGOT THE FANCY MUSTARD. I TOLD HER I LIKE THAT FANCY MUSTARD, YOU KNOW YOU COULD PUT THAT FANCY MUSTARD ON A SHOE AND IT WOULD TASTE PRETTY GOOD TO ME. OH, SHE MADE UP FOR IT WITH A CUPCAKE THOUGH. HEY, LOOK AT THIS, YOU KNOW I GOT A NEW SYSTEM FOR EATING THESE THINGS, SKIP. I USED TO PEEL OFF THE CHOCOLATE. NOW I TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN, I EAT THE CAKE FIRST AND SAVE THE FROSTING FOR THE END, IT'S ALMOST A DESSERT DESSERT...
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/10/09

    In reply to He Obviously Ate The Cheez Doodles First
    His sleeve is monogrammed so he and a post coital Bayless can figure out whose clothes are whose.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/10/09

    In reply to He Obviously Ate The Cheez Doodles First
    Soup and a sandwich. Nice choice.
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    Image of The Norv Face The Norv Face
    04/10/09

    In reply to He Obviously Ate The Cheez Doodles First
    Let's have a moment of silence for Dave Arneson, the co-creator of Dungeon and Dragons, who died yesterday. Thank you for inventing this 100% effective form of birth control.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/10/09

    @The Vigilante Face: +20-sided dice salute
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/10/09

    In reply to He Obviously Ate The Cheez Doodles First
    It's Good Friday. Don't blame me. Blame the Romans.
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    Image of FozzieBear FozzieBear
    04/10/09

    In reply to He Obviously Ate The Cheez Doodles First
    Dear Deadspin,


    Next time you don't have a decent picture to use for the morning Wake Up, opt for a girl with nice boobies as a fallback instead of Stephen A. eating breakfast.


    Yours in Christ,


    Fozzie Bear

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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    04/10/09

    @FozzieBear: I can't tell for sure, but the girl using the computer might be pretty well off. At least that's what I'm imagining from the 3/4 back view. Screamin' A. just got in the way.
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    Image of Afino Afino
    04/10/09

    In reply to He Obviously Ate The Cheez Doodles First
    Hopefully today isn't as bloody as yesterday.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/10/09

    @Afino:


    You sound like my girlfriend.

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    04/10/09

    @Hatey McLife: Your girlfriend works in a slaughterhouse?
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