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    Brett Tomko Uses Painting To Ease Pain Of Being Brett Tomko
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    07/07/09

    In reply to Brett Tomko Uses Painting To Ease Pain Of Being Brett Tomko
    Anyone who is familiar with McCovey Chronicles should know that Armando Benitez is famous for his post meltdown self-portraits:


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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/07/09

    In reply to Brett Tomko Uses Painting To Ease Pain Of Being Brett Tomko
    And let's be honest, no one is going to confuse Brett Tomko with Mark Rothko, Amirite??


    /crickets

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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    07/07/09

    In reply to Brett Tomko Uses Painting To Ease Pain Of Being Brett Tomko
    If my wife had licked Jerry O'Connell's navel in a shit movie, I'd cut my fucking ear off.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/07/09

    In reply to Brett Tomko Uses Painting To Ease Pain Of Being Brett Tomko
    Sometimes after a bad day commenting, I like to get out the pastels and do a few nudes of the Deadspin editors and writers. My "Rick Chandler" is breathtaking and hangs in my entryway.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    07/07/09

    In reply to Brett Tomko Uses Painting To Ease Pain Of Being Brett Tomko
    The best way to get over a bad outing is to paint a permanent picture of yourself squatted down in the prototypical bad outing pose?
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    07/07/09

    In reply to Brett Tomko Uses Painting To Ease Pain Of Being Brett Tomko
    and let's put some happy little grass right here. Yes. And some nice clouds in the sky. And right here, why don't we put a pretty little demotion to AAA Scranton for us here, just shade it a little. Perfect.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    07/07/09

    In reply to Brett Tomko Uses Painting To Ease Pain Of Being Brett Tomko
    This explains Donnie Moore's little ode to Jackson Pollack
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/07/09

    @Karlifornia: Carl's Crime Scene Cleanup had to use an extra dose of Turpentine for that one.
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    Image of Torgo's Executive Powder Torgo's Executive Powder
    07/07/09

    In reply to Brett Tomko Uses Painting To Ease Pain Of Being Brett Tomko
    That's nothing. The splattered ketchup from Sabathia's post-game meals would make Jackson Pollack proud.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    07/07/09

    @Torgo's Executive Powder: son of a bitch
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