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    Rookie Millionaire Versus Obsessive Super Fan - Who Ya Got?
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    05/16/09

    In reply to Rookie Millionaire Versus Obsessive Super Fan - Who Ya Got?
    The real debate, apparently is how to spell the name of the rookie who hit the home run...Coghlan, Cologhan, Colaghan...which is it Spud???
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    05/17/09

    @A+:


    Wow. That was impressively terrible. Fixed, thanks.

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    05/16/09

    In reply to Rookie Millionaire Versus Obsessive Super Fan - Who Ya Got?
    I used to date a big yankees fan who never caught one ball. How did this guy catch so many?


    Jezebel who wandered in here

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    05/16/09

    @Maulleigh: I would say that the 15,000 average attendance has something to do with it, but I'm an O's fan and have never caught a ball.
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    05/16/09

    In reply to Rookie Millionaire Versus Obsessive Super Fan - Who Ya Got?
    From his site: "Mr. Foster informed me that the ball was Chris Coghlan's first career home run. He offered me another baseball in exchange. I respectfully declined. With over 775 career baseballs snagged, I didn't need another ball. "


    Why didn't that logic begin about 600 balls ago?

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    05/16/09

    @Who's Cartwright?:


    That's also just rubbing it in John Kruk's face.

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    05/16/09

    In reply to Rookie Millionaire Versus Obsessive Super Fan - Who Ya Got?
    He seems to have forgotten to ask for a new front tooth in his negotiations.
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    05/16/09

    In reply to Rookie Millionaire Versus Obsessive Super Fan - Who Ya Got?
    Also, "The Happy Youngster?" Really? Was "Buttfuck Charlie" not available?
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    05/16/09

    In reply to Rookie Millionaire Versus Obsessive Super Fan - Who Ya Got?
    We can't see the rest of the equation on his t-shirt, but it would not shock me to consist of an equals sign followed by a picture of himself furiously masturbating.
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    05/16/09

    @Kid Canada: I've got a similar shirt that says:


    Glove + ball = Hold on, baby, I'm really drunk. Ow ow ow...Hold on..Can you give me a hand with this thing? Ok...ok..There we go. Oh shit I've lost my erection. Need cab fare?


    It's an Ed Hardy shirt.

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    05/16/09

    In reply to Rookie Millionaire Versus Obsessive Super Fan - Who Ya Got?
    some people choose to sell drugs to kids. Some people choose to abuse drugs, themselves. Some people choose to get all liquored up and drive their vehicles. Some people choose to be abusive to their wives and kids. Some people choose to rob, steal and cheat. Some people take the lives of others.


    Some people choose to snag baseballs at the ballpark.


    Some people think a long series of declarative statements equals an argument.

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    05/16/09

    @ClintonPortishead:some people choose to sell drugs to kids. Some people choose to abuse drugs, themselves. Some people choose to get all liquored up and drive their vehicles. Some people choose to be abusive to their wives and kids. Some people choose to rob, steal and cheat. Some people take the lives of others.


    Some people would rather spend an evening with any of those people than with your Peter Pan, baseball-catching ass.

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    05/16/09

    In reply to Rookie Millionaire Versus Obsessive Super Fan - Who Ya Got?
    Photo caption: "Mum! I've caught my first baseball! This is my favourite day ever! Bloody good show! I can't wait to get back home to Staffordshire!"
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    05/16/09

    In reply to Rookie Millionaire Versus Obsessive Super Fan - Who Ya Got?
    Really Spud? After reading all of that you're wondering why this guy met with the team's psychologist?
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    05/16/09

    @Chuck Knoblockhead:


    I wonder if he's a trained hostage negotiator as well.

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    05/16/09

    @Gourmet Spud:


    he might be, since his site says that he is a cop.


    "Tell you what, let 2 of the hostages go and I'll give you 2 Hostess Apple Pies!"

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    05/16/09

    @BigTenObsession: A cop? But he has clearly underdeveloped social skills and an inflated view of his own self-worth!


    Oh, I see.

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