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    Brian Bosworth Is An American Hero

    Please, Don't Make Any Brian Boozeworth Jokes

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/14/09

    In reply to Brian Bosworth Is An American Hero
    That wasn't no fallen man. That was Marcus Dupree and he was actually sleeping there.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    04/14/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Thanks for making me sad.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/14/09

    In reply to Brian Bosworth Is An American Hero
    Oddly enough, no one knows who the man was, what was wrong with him, or if he's even okay.


    Let me help: Barry Switzer, drunkenly swallowed dentures and not for a long, long time.

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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    04/14/09

    In reply to Brian Bosworth Is An American Hero
    With these good deeds, he'll never be a full patch member of The Brotherhood.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/14/09

    In reply to Brian Bosworth Is An American Hero
    where he inspired and educated students with a speech about the dangers of drunk driving.


    Boz: So listen kids, do you want to grow up to be like me?
    Children (all at once): Hell no!
    Kid #1: What did this guy do again?
    Kid #2: I have no clue, but just look at him.

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    04/14/09

    In reply to Brian Bosworth Is An American Hero
    Actually he was rolling a wino, he just has a great publicist.
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    04/14/09

    In reply to Brian Bosworth Is An American Hero
    Threadjack...IT'S REAL!


    MIAMI (AP) -- Isiah Thomas hired as Florida International basketball coach.


    Wow, just....wow.


    /end TJ

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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    04/14/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Whoo-hoo! Truck Party!
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    04/14/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders:


    One day Deadspin rips your heart out and steps on it, and the next day it buys you a new puppy and takes you to the movies.

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    04/14/09

    Only 14 days late.
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    04/14/09

    In reply to Brian Bosworth Is An American Hero
    SOUNDS TO ME LIKE HE WAS JUST RAPING SOME GUY.


    THE MENTALIST, SATURDAYS ON CBS: RUN FOR THE BORDER

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    04/14/09

    @THE MENTALIST!:


    Everytime The Mentalist comments, a kitten explodes.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/14/09

    @THE MENTALIST!: Taco Bell hasn't used "Run for the Border" in like 15 years. This makes it so much better.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    04/14/09

    @THE MENTALIST!: I tuned in Saturday and you werent on! YOU LIED TO ME!!!!!
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    Image of BigRicks BigRicks
    04/14/09

    @THE MENTALIST!: You're most definitely the Wesley Willis of Deadspin commenters.
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    Image of Athens Grease Athens Grease
    04/14/09

    In reply to Brian Bosworth Is An American Hero
    After setting those kids damn straight he rode off into the sunset on his Harley, but as an employee of the school was driving home shortly after, she noticed Bosworth's Harley being flattened by a truck being driven by Bo Jackson.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/14/09

    @Athens_Grease: +1
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    04/14/09

    In reply to Brian Bosworth Is An American Hero
    The Boz is becoming Dalton from Roadhouse?
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    04/14/09

    In reply to Brian Bosworth Is An American Hero
    Of course, he wouldn't have made it to the school assembly on time if Alonzo Highsmith and Melvin Bratton hadn't given him his motherfuckin wake-up call.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/06/09

    In reply to Please, Don't Make Any Brian Boozeworth Jokes
    At least he wasn't run over by Bo Jackson.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/06/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: Clever move, dumbass -- make a joke that two other people have already made.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    03/06/09

    In reply to Please, Don't Make Any Brian Boozeworth Jokes
    This arrest blew his cover. Now he'll never infiltrate The Brotherhood.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    03/06/09

    In reply to Please, Don't Make Any Brian Boozeworth Jokes
    I wonder if he ever did get revenge on M. Bison?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/06/09

    In reply to Please, Don't Make Any Brian Boozeworth Jokes
    We're looking at the star of the next "The Wrestler" knockoff.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/06/09

    In reply to Please, Don't Make Any Brian Boozeworth Jokes
    It appears his popped collar is on steroids as well.
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