Why The Yankees Rebuild From Without

Jacoby Ellsbury is a very good outfielder, signed at market rate, who projects to age well but in five or six years will nevertheless be one of the more overpaid players in the game. But that's a problem for another day, and despite dropping $238 million on Ellsbury and Brian McCann, the Yankees still have more than a… » 12/04/13 9:32am 12/04/13 9:32am

Brian Cashman Looks Pretty Chill For A Guy Who Just Had Ankle Surgery

So it turns out that Brian Cashman's skydiving mishap from earlier today probably didn't result in him suffering a compound fracture. That's good, because compound fractures are gross. Cashman did end up with a broken fibula and a dislocated ankle, though, and he just got out of surgery for the latter. Thanks to what… » 3/04/13 6:25pm 3/04/13 6:25pm

Derek Jeter: Fatty Fatty Boombalatty (Or Something)

That right there is Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter, fresh off the pancake buffet at a Miami hotel as he rehabs his surgically repaired ankle. Notice anything different? I mean, besides the layer after layer of disgusting subcutaneous fat, just bulging and drooping and oh god I'm going to be ill. Anyway, new cargo… » 11/30/12 3:25pm 11/30/12 3:25pm

Everything You Need To Know About Brian Cashman's Mistress/Alleged…

"He knows that if he does this, I'll lose my daughter," Brian Cashman's mistress Louise Meanwell told me. This was the night of Jan. 31. Two days later, it was done: Meanwell—also known as Louise Neathway—was arrested and charged with extortion and harassment, with Cashman the victim of her alleged crimes. The day… » 2/05/12 9:29am 2/05/12 9:29am

The Weird Relationship Between Brian Cashman And Louise Meanwell, His…

Yes, the woman in whose apartment I tried on Brian Cashman's pajama pants Tuesday night, the one who says she was the Yankees GM's mistress, is the same woman who was arrested at 5:45 p.m. yesterday outside her Leonard Street apartment. Her name is Louise Meanwell (she's also used the surname Neathway), and she has… » 2/02/12 9:33pm 2/02/12 9:33pm

Dear Brian Cashman, I Am Wearing Your Pajama Pants In Your Mistress's…

Back in October, Deadspin acquired photos that showed Brian Cashman, general manager of the Yankees, meeting with an alleged girlfriend in February 2009. Soon after that story ran, we were tipped off that Cashman, still married to his wife of 16 years, had ended that particular affair but had since moved on to another… » 2/02/12 8:00am 2/02/12 8:00am

The Photos Of Yankees GM Brian Cashman That Broke Up A Marriage

No, there are no photos of Cashman's actual dong to show you—not that we know of—but now the story of Cash's dong's wayward habits is news. The Yankees general manager's relationship with the woman in these photos has been known or suspected among New York reporters for years, but has been just too darn shady,… » 9/29/11 6:28pm 9/29/11 6:28pm

Yankees GM Brian Cashman Possibly Caught In Messy Extramarital Affair

Sometime between February and March in 2009, Yankees general manager Brian Cashman headed down to Tampa to join his team for the usual spring training routine. It was a trip he'd been making for many years. But in addition to the dozens of media outlets that covered his every move that spring, there was a man with a… » 9/28/11 9:20pm 9/28/11 9:20pm

The Strange Daily Commute Of Kei Igawa, Minor League Superstar

Bill Pennington has a splendid New York Times piece today about Kei Igawa, the other Japanese pitcher who came over to the US in the winter of 2006. The Red Sox splurged on the posting fee for Daisuke Matsuzaka—who, let's not forget, had two nice seasons before becoming the biggest Boston blight since the Big Dig—and… » 7/24/11 11:00am 7/24/11 11:00am