Brian Wilson Yells At Giants President About His World Series Ring

As the Giants lined up for handshakes following last night's win over Los Angeles, former SF-closer-turned-Dodger Brian Wilson angrily confronted Giants president and CEO Larry Baer along the third-base line. Wilson was apparently pissed that the Giants hadn't get given him his 2012 World Series ring. » 9/27/13 1:47pm 9/27/13 1:47pm

Nixon's Nightmare Was Brought To Life At The White House Today

The world champion San Francisco Giants, accompanied by Willie Mays, visited the White House today, in all their scraggly, bearded glory. President Obama made jokes about Brian Wilson's beard ("I do fear it"), his attire ("Now underneath Brian's beard, and the spandex tuxedo, and the sea captain costume, and the cleats… » 7/25/11 6:30pm 7/25/11 6:30pm

Some Drunk Giants Players Got Into It With Drunk Capitals Fans At A…

In town to play the Nationals, a few members of the San Francisco Giants took in the Lightning/Capitals game yesterday. According to a fan who was there, there was some good-natured ribbing going on with the next luxury box over, including Pat Burrell telling a screaming fan that the players on the ice can't hear you.… » 5/02/11 4:45pm 5/02/11 4:45pm

It Sure Looks Like Brian Wilson's Pal The Machine Had A Lovely Day…

About an hour and a half after the Brian Wilson Hair-Metal Birthday Extravaganza gallery was posted this time yesterday, tipster Kevin F. chimed in to say, "the beard's b-day has some nice pics, but the video from the baseball game the next day was better. The Machine streaks through the bleachers." » 4/15/11 12:00am 4/15/11 12:00am

Pat Burrell Is The Machine. Fact.

In a post titled "Pat Burrell Says Hello!," BarStool Sports has seemingly put to rest any questions about the identity of Brian Wilson's special gimp-gear-laden pal, affectionately called The Machine. » 2/10/11 8:30pm 2/10/11 8:30pm

For Those Of You Who Still Don't Think Pat Burrell Is The Gimp-Costumed …

Here's more proof: The Fightins got their hands on an old photo of Pat The Bat dressed in the gimp outfit seen in Brian Wilson's odd video. The story behind Burrell's get-up is predictably strange. Go read it. [The Fightins] » 10/28/10 12:20pm 10/28/10 12:20pm