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New York, 1:47 PM
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    Someone In The Braves Dugout Is Quite The Artist
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/15/08

    In reply to Someone In The Braves Dugout Is Quite The Artist
    Judging by the size of the tip and the square-shaped testicle, whoever's genitalia was used as the model for this drawing should see a physician IMMEDIATELY.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    12/15/08

    In reply to Someone In The Braves Dugout Is Quite The Artist
    It's actually a portrait of McCann, as drawn by Kurt Vonnegut.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/15/08

    In reply to Someone In The Braves Dugout Is Quite The Artist
    His art has been commended as being strongly phallic, which bothers some baseball players. The word itself makes some baseball players uncomfortable. Phallic.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    12/15/08

    In reply to Someone In The Braves Dugout Is Quite The Artist
    Coincidentally, that's also Mets fans rendering of Chipper Jones.
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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    12/15/08

    In reply to Someone In The Braves Dugout Is Quite The Artist
    Hey Francoeur, that's my bat; can't you see the cock on the handle? Yours has the tits!"


    Nah, Chipper's is the one with tits. Francoeur tried to draw something on his, but he wiffed.

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    Image of MitchKayak MitchKayak
    12/15/08

    In reply to Someone In The Braves Dugout Is Quite The Artist
    My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    12/15/08

    In reply to Someone In The Braves Dugout Is Quite The Artist
    He's probably just a big Sigur Ros fan.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    12/15/08

    In reply to Someone In The Braves Dugout Is Quite The Artist
    Obviously it's from Dick Pole's bat company
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    12/15/08

    In reply to Someone In The Braves Dugout Is Quite The Artist
    McCann appropriately nicknamed his bat "Road Beef."
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    12/15/08

    In reply to Someone In The Braves Dugout Is Quite The Artist
    those are balls.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/15/08

    @Slothrop: This close, they always look like landscape. But nope, you're looking at balls.
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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    12/15/08

    In reply to Someone In The Braves Dugout Is Quite The Artist
    Obviously its Bobby Cox's bat.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/15/08

    In reply to Someone In The Braves Dugout Is Quite The Artist
    Bobby Cox marking his territory.
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    Image of Dan Daoust Dan Daoust
    12/15/08

    In reply to Someone In The Braves Dugout Is Quite The Artist
    I'm not going to say how long I've been staring at that photo. The important thing is, I don't see a dong.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    12/15/08

    @Dan Daoust: Agreed. I've been staring at it for 20 minutes and I still don't see the damned sailbot. When do I get to see the sailboat?
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    12/15/08

    @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Hey, it's a schooner!
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