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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/15/09

    In reply to O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)
    Poor Joseph Bress must be so upset. He spends $250 dollars on a customized jersey that he thinks will be so cool because its almost the same name, but now everyone just thinks he cna't splel.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/15/09

    In reply to O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)
    Curt shouldn't feel bad, although his cousin really got hurt in his city council election by those "Turse Sixpence for Alderman" t-shirts.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    09/15/09

    In reply to O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)
    Patron: Yess!! We killed the Browns!
    Bartender: they...they just lost...to the pats.
    Patron: what?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/15/09

    In reply to O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)
    While the Bills loss was yet another corkscrew to the scrotum, I did manage to think of an awesome nickname for Demetrius Bell: Karl Malone's Bastard Kid.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    09/15/09

    In reply to O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)
    He's actually supporting Kurt Schilling, the Pansexual Peace Party nominee from Hephzibah Heights.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    09/15/09

    In reply to O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)
    There's no "K" in "Curt." Get a brain, morans!

    /beginning to reconsider this whole "democracy" thing
     Reply
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    09/15/09

    In reply to O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)
    Normally, when people misspell Curt Schilling's name, they replace the "r" with an "n".
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    Image of ithacabaron ithacabaron
    09/15/09

    In reply to O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)
    What can I say? Baller recognizes baller.

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    Image of ithacabaron ithacabaron
    09/15/09

    @ithacabaron: (I now believe that I will never figure out how to post images to this page.)
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/15/09

    @ithacabaron: I think you have to use the "Image" button that shows up under the comment text box now. I don't believe you can embed image URLs in the comment text anymore.
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    Image of ithacabaron ithacabaron
    09/15/09

    @Steve U: Sweet.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    09/14/09

    In reply to Brian Urlacher's Season Is Over
    Dash, they will still finish better than the Lions. And I have my Sundays free.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    09/14/09

    @J-No: So fuck me.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    09/14/09

    In reply to Brian Urlacher's Season Is Over
    This pretty much ends his LARP season as well.
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    Image of Silky John-STON! Silky John-STON!
    09/14/09

    In reply to Brian Urlacher's Season Is Over
    Do you really need both wrists to jump on a pile after the whistle to pad stats?
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    09/14/09

    In reply to Brian Urlacher's Season Is Over
    All kidding aside though, isn't 18 weeks a bit excessive for a dislocated wrist?

    Eric Roberts dislocated his shoulder and was ready to fight that Korean what, like 30 seconds later?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/14/09

    In reply to Brian Urlacher's Season Is Over
    Urlacher said in a text message that his ``season is over.''

    This is all a big misunderstanding. This was just Urlacher's reply to Tommie Harris , when he asked if he could still get fresh Illinois sweet corn this time of year.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/14/09

    @Hatey McLife: And "Illinois sweet corn" is a euphemism for...?
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    Edited by Chris Hanson's Axe at 09/14/09 12:21 PM Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/14/09

    In reply to Brian Urlacher's Season Is Over
    Goodell is already trying to figure out a new rule that would protect the wrists of NFL players in the future.

    OH WAIT, he's just a linebacker. Fuck 'em.
     Reply
    Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/14/09

    In reply to Brian Urlacher's Season Is Over
    Wait. His wrist was dislocated? I thought it was just broken.

    Jeez, even Urlacher's injuries are overrated.
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