Your Field Guide To WrestleMania XXX

WrestleMania is the kind of thing you can really only discuss in superlatives: it's the biggest, the loudest, the most-hyped, the most outrageous, the most ridiculous, and the most fun. Yes, pro wrestling is a totally unique performance art, one of the last direct links to an old, weird America, etc., but more… » 4/04/14 3:54pm 4/04/14 3:54pm

Brock Lesnar Blowing Away Prairie Dogs Has Very Little To Do With…

You may have seen some whining and bitching when this video of Brock Lesnar taking out prairie dogs with what appears to be the BFG 9000 from Doom hit the web. We don't really want to get into moral equivalency arguments about hunting and dogfighting and wanton slaughter of semi-sentient beings. But we will say that… » 8/18/11 7:40pm 8/18/11 7:40pm

The Bulging, Feces-Filled Sacs In Brock Lesnar's Colon As Metaphor For…

Dana White and the UFC convened an emergency conference call yesterday to announce that human orca Brock Lesnar has come down with diverticulitis for a second time and will pull out of his fight against Junior Dos Santos at UFC 131. What, you may ask, is diverticulitis? The National Center for Biotechnology Information … » 5/13/11 1:40pm 5/13/11 1:40pm