Still, why not, because, what the hell, it's 9/11 and we should all be having as much fun as we can before the next 9/11. Let's eat some pizza and get our tops off and stuff.

But.... I'm not so sure I would feel great if I were Andy Roddick and my ladyfriend was like, "Yes, I will go tits-out in GQ. I mean, sure, she has been putting it out there in SI for a while ("a while" being years and years, even though she is only 22), but sooner or later I'd be like, "You know, hon, I make plenty of money, why don't we keep the girls inside for a while?" Or maybe straight men are different? After all we are mammals. Maybe for straight guys, it's like, "DUDE, LOOK AT WHAT I SHOWER WITH." Can this be esplained to me please.

The much anticipated serve-and-volley of nuptials between Andy Roddick
and his smoking hot fiancée, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model
Brooklyn Decker, will take place next weekend at an undisclosed
location in Austin, Texas (Roddick grew up in Austin and now lives
there). Elton John is among the expected guests, along with Roddick's
Davis Cup teammates James Blake and Mardy Fish-both of whom lost in
the first round of U.S. Men's Clay Court Championships in Houston
earlier this week.

The pair announced their engagement just over a year ago. Here's a
quick recap of their, ahem, mixed doubles, via Wikipedia:

"Roddick was flipping through the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
when he spotted Brooklyn Decker, a fashion model. He had his agent
contact hers. The two have been dating since at least the 2007 Davis
Cup."

The Deucebag hears it's a small wedding. No word on Decker's gown,
although Lacoste couture would be fitting. As would a bikini.

So there you go. Apparently Dylan is calling himself the "Deucebag" now which is quite catchy. Paparazzi should begin assembling in Austin immediately to find the perfect tree or garbage dumpster to hide in to get the candid shots.

UPDATE: According to one email tipster it's going to be held at the Westwood Country Club. His girlfriend's a server there. He said she's also seen Elton John's event rider.

Roddick, 25, has already begun fielding questions about his engagement even though he's in the middle of playing in the Masters Series tournament in Key Biscayne. :

Q. So does it feel any different to be an engaged man other than, you know, questions in People Magazine and all that?

ANDY RODDICK: Yeah. I think so. I think it's a life choice, so it is a bit different. I think I lost half my fan base today.

Well, given the astronomical chances of this marriage actually working, we're sure Roddick will regain the fanbase he lost in, oh, a little over a year.

The girl's 20, Andy. She hasn't even grown all of her lady parts yet. (Ed. Note: But she is better at picking NFL games than Paul Zimmerman!) But good luck keeping that gazelle in a cage when you're both traveling nine months out of the year.

(Better non-convenience store picture of Brooklyn Decker below, without the blushing bald guy.)

Andy engaged to Brooklyn Decker [Andy Roddick]
Andy Roddick interview [Tennis X]