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    New Zealand Athlete Needs Escort To The Olympics
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/13/09

    In reply to New Zealand Athlete Needs Escort To The Olympics
    The Icelandic weight lifting team has found a creative way to maximize their training time, by always carrying enough Kronas on them to buy a pack of gum.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/13/09

    @Hatey McLife: Carrying enough for a cheeseburger is liable to cause a prolapse.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    07/13/09

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    He added that he and his business partner, Hugo Phillips, 20, employed only "smart, attractive" girls.



    "Hi, I'm Vivian, and all the labwork involved in this PhD in molecular bioengineering is so much easier to handle after getting the business from a drunken hod carrier with a rap sheet from here to Christchurch"
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/13/09

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    Beats his other ideas of a bake sale or charging $5 a cup at his keg parties.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/13/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: I heard this prick was charging $30 at the door for UFC 100 the other night.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    07/13/09

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    "Pimps are more tough-type guys. I'm an owner of an escort agency"



    If Tae-Kwon-Do Olympian doesn't qualify as "tough-guy", you can just call me "Pretty Pretty Princess" from now on.



    Maybe then I can get a job in New Zealand.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    07/13/09

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    Olympic pole vaulter Dennis Braun needs $100,000 to go to the 2012 games in London. So he did what any innovative entrepreneur would do -- he opened up a butcher shop.



    "We only slaughter organic, free-range cattle," Braun said. "We don't treat them like hookers."
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/13/09

    @Matt Sussman: If only he baked his competitors into delicious meat pies we'd have a hit Broadway musical on our hands.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/13/09

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    Didn't pimping used to be an Olympic sport back in the olden days? You know, like tug-o-war or toss-the-irishman.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    07/13/09

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    "We don't treat them like pieces of meat."



    Lets see how this changes when he only has one week left to raise 50K. That place will look like a smurf brothel.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/13/09

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    "London can use a guy like Logan."
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    07/13/09

    In reply to New Zealand Athlete Needs Escort To The Olympics
    Ok, brothel meeting. Tiffani? Present. Diamond? Present. Cherokee? Present. Olympic taekwondo fighter Logan Campbell? Present, of course.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    07/13/09

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    Morality flushed down the toilet looks the same regardless of what hemisphere you are in.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/13/09

    In reply to New Zealand Athlete Needs Escort To The Olympics
    When people think of a pimp they think of a guy standing around on a street corner with gold chains. Well, I'm not saying Stev D is a pimp, but I'm not not saying it either.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    07/13/09

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    I hear he has a mean pimp foot.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/13/09

    In reply to New Zealand Athlete Needs Escort To The Olympics
    Taekwando? More like Taekwanho, amirite?
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