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    Sorry Ladies: Bruce Pearl Is Off The Market!
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    05/04/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies: Bruce Pearl Is Off The Market!
    Coming soon: The Bruce Pearl Cummerbund.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/04/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies: Bruce Pearl Is Off The Market!
    Something tells me that they'll be pork served at the reception.
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    Image of Fire Coach K Fire Coach K
    05/04/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies: Bruce Pearl Is Off The Market!
    If Pearl has to find a tactful way to break off the engagement, I hope he goes with: "Brandy, you're a fine girl. What a good wife you would be. But my life, my love and my lady is Tennessee."
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    Image of MitchKayak MitchKayak
    05/04/09

    @Fire Coach K: "But he had always told the truth, Lord he was an honest man and Brandy does her best to understand"
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/04/09

    @Fire Coach K: Well done. Great song.
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    Image of The_Gooch The_Gooch
    05/04/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies: Bruce Pearl Is Off The Market!
    I'd love to see the bottom half of this picture and find out whether the carpet matches the curtains.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/04/09

    @The_Gooch: I'm pretty sure she'd be wearing pants.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/04/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies: Bruce Pearl Is Off The Market!
    I bet Ken Macha thinks Bruce Pearl's suit is way too loud.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    05/04/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies: Bruce Pearl Is Off The Market!
    Brandy's other suitors have taped phone conversations revealing that Pearl offered her an SUV and all the Manischewitz she could drink.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/04/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies: Bruce Pearl Is Off The Market!
    If she's his lady friend, maybe he's just helping her conceive, man!
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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    05/04/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies: Bruce Pearl Is Off The Market!
    She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
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    05/04/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: I should have figured you would beat me to it.
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    Image of Fatty_B Fatty_B
    05/04/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies: Bruce Pearl Is Off The Market!
    I did a search on Brandy Miller and this was the first result.


    [www.hotflick.net]"

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    Image of Fatty_B Fatty_B
    05/04/09

    @Fatty_B:


    nevermind.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/04/09

    @Fatty_B: I tried helping you out with this yesterday, but I think you took off:


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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    05/04/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies: Bruce Pearl Is Off The Market!
    Chiksapeal: making Jewish women lonely, middle-aged cat enthusiasts since 2000 BC
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/04/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies: Bruce Pearl Is Off The Market!
    Shortly after this picture was taken, Pearl killed a snowy owl with a champagne cork.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    05/04/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies: Bruce Pearl Is Off The Market!
    You know who apparently has a hot wife? Lane Kiffin.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    05/04/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies: Bruce Pearl Is Off The Market!
    I hear Pat Summit's the best man!
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    Image of SonofSpurrier SonofSpurrier
    05/04/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies: Bruce Pearl Is Off The Market!
    Those are some nice tits.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/04/09

    @SonofSpurrier: Some bona-fide Rocky Tops
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/04/09

    In reply to Sorry Ladies: Bruce Pearl Is Off The Market!
    Do they sell creamsicle-colored tuxedo shirts?


    Come on, we all know in the end he'll decide to go shirtless.


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