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    Bullrider, 12, Trampled And Killed; Everyone Shrugs And Says It Was "Nobody's Fault"

    Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/30/09

    In reply to Bullrider, 12, Trampled And Killed; Everyone Shrugs And Says It Was "Nobody's Fault"
    "We just want to make sure nothing negative is said about the sport of rodeo or bull riding," Hamar said. "Accidents happen all the time."


    They sure do. Now pardon me as I take my pre-teen cousin to the rifle range for some target practice.

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    Image of Silky John-STON! Silky John-STON!
    06/30/09

    In reply to Bullrider, 12, Trampled And Killed; Everyone Shrugs And Says It Was "Nobody's Fault"
    Kids are such rascals! Always getting stomped by a bull, or pulling little girls pigtails, or building forts in the living room.
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    06/30/09

    In reply to Bullrider, 12, Trampled And Killed; Everyone Shrugs And Says It Was "Nobody's Fault"
    Mrs. Hamar added:


    "It's not like someone injected the bull with a chemical that made him unusually aggressive. Or that I had a massive life insurance policy on my son. Or that the helmet and vest were replaced with structurally compromised lookalikes at the last minute. Or that I hired someone to fire a blow dart at the bull's testicles while my son was riding. Or that we are way behind on our mortgage payments and about to lose the house. Or that Richard was actually adopted.


    I mean, there really wasn't anything anyone could have done."

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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    06/30/09

    In reply to Bullrider, 12, Trampled And Killed; Everyone Shrugs And Says It Was "Nobody's Fault"
    TJ/


    Scotty Gomez to Montreal for Chris Higgins


    /TJ

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/30/09

    In reply to Bullrider, 12, Trampled And Killed; Everyone Shrugs And Says It Was "Nobody's Fault"
    Then everyone sprinted through all five stages of grief.


    Easy now. They had their customary "Eight Seconds of Silence".

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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    06/30/09

    In reply to Bullrider, 12, Trampled And Killed; Everyone Shrugs And Says It Was "Nobody's Fault"
    "You can't keep your kids locked up in a closet," she said.


    Wanna make a bet?


    /Josef Fritzl

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    Image of TimCouchFanatic TimCouchFanatic
    06/30/09

    In reply to Bullrider, 12, Trampled And Killed; Everyone Shrugs And Says It Was "Nobody's Fault"
    "You can't keep your kids locked up in a closet," she said.


    Josef Fritzl strongly disagrees.

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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    06/30/09

    @TimCouchFanatic: Bah.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/30/09

    In reply to Bullrider, 12, Trampled And Killed; Everyone Shrugs And Says It Was "Nobody's Fault"
    There to greet him at the pearly gates: Michael Jackson!
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/30/09

    In reply to Bullrider, 12, Trampled And Killed; Everyone Shrugs And Says It Was "Nobody's Fault"
    A pair of Colorado parents haven't appeared this oddly defensive about the untimely death of their child since John and Patricia Ramsey.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
    Let's be fair, these guys try and stay on a physically abused bull for about 8 seconds. It's not like they need to breakdown game film.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
    "It is one of the raw elements of bull riding, as if PBR were a straight shot to the bottom of Maslow's hierarchy of needs, a direct connection to vulgar desires."


    I get the feeling this guy spent a lot of time in a locker.

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
    skanky bitches in stanky britches?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
    Wait, the end of the video for "Epic" was a metaphor for fucking professional bull riders? That Mike Patton sure is a kook.
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    05/21/09

    In reply to Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
    Do they twist industrial strength rubber bands around their scrotums too?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
    Craig Childs explored the, ahem, ins and outs of Professional Bull Riding circuit for the High Country News.


    I bet you didn't know that Holland loves the rodeo.

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