Men's Sports Uniforms, Ranked

Summer's in full swing, and there are sporting events all over the damn TV. The World Cup has presented us with lots of excuses to gaze upon Thighlights, but are soccer uniforms really the most awesome uniforms in the sporting world? If not, then what sport has the best uniform? Time for some investigative journalism. » 6/25/14 11:33am 6/25/14 11:33am

Bulls Win Bullfighting Festival, Remaining Events Canceled

Three matadors were gored in succession on Wednesday at a major event of Spain's bullfighting season. Fearing more bovine revenge, organizers canceled the remaining fights. » 5/22/14 2:23pm 5/22/14 2:23pm

Bull Gores The Shit Out Of Matador [Possibly NSFW]

This is the moment Fernando Cruz took a horn halfway through his abdomen, at a Madrid bull ring on Wednesday. Cruz received a couple of gores, to his stomach and abdomen, with both horns. If you're not a fan of killing animals for sport, maybe you're applauding this news. We're not about to call you evil for it. » 8/17/12 2:30pm 8/17/12 2:30pm

Five Months After Horrific Goring, Matador Tries A Comeback

Back in October, we showed you graphic video of a Spanish bullfighter slipping and getting gored. The bull's horn entered his skull under his left ear and emerged from his eye socket. He was carried out of the arena gushing blood and screaming "I can't see." » 3/02/12 11:10am 3/02/12 11:10am

Oh God Oh God The Bull Gored Him Right Through The Face (NSFW)

Remember this guy from last year, getting a horn under the chin and out the mouth? This one is like a billion times worse. Please know what you're getting into before you watch the video or view the (much more graphic) photo. » 10/07/11 7:00pm 10/07/11 7:00pm

Bull Escapes Bullring — Through The Crowd

Forty people were injured when a panicked bull made a break for it into the stands at a Spanish bullring yesterday, though no one was killed. Except the bull, of course. [AFP] » 8/19/10 10:10am 8/19/10 10:10am

Bullfight Goes Horribly Right, For Bull: Parte Dos (Video)

You saw the picture, now see the video of Julio Aparicio's painful-even-to-describe goring. Shot in the "back-and-to-the-left"-style of the early '90s, this video is equally as excruciating to sit through. » 5/22/10 10:45am 5/22/10 10:45am

Bullfight Goes Horribly Right, For Bull

Reader Dave sends along this picture of renowned matador Julio Aparicio. Yes, that bull's horn is doing exactly what it looks like it's doing. » 5/21/10 5:30pm 5/21/10 5:30pm

Former Bonds Teammate To Battle Ornery Muscular Animal

Have we learned nothing from the Junior Seau tragedy? Omar Vizquel, the oldest non-Jamie Moyer in baseball, plans to keep in shape by bullfighting in the offseason. [USA Today] » 9/30/09 12:30am 9/30/09 12:30am

Bullfighting, Minus The Blood Or Swishy Uniforms

The Spanish have invented a replacement sport for bullfighting, called "bull dallying." For those who hate seeing animals brutally tortured, but still want to watch idiots risking their lives for no reason. It still probably won't satisfy PETA. [Steady Burn] » 9/04/09 12:00pm 9/04/09 12:00pm

Wait, Maybe Running With Bulls Isn't Such A Great Idea?

A 27-year-old Spaniard (not pictured) was gored to death, when a 1,130-pound bull (that's him there) broke loose from the Pamplona pack and went understandably crazy. It's the first goring death at the famous bull run in 14 years. » 7/10/09 1:30pm 7/10/09 1:30pm

Spanish Matador Messes With Bull, Gets Horns

Bullfighter Israel Lancho is in critical condition after being gored by his "opponent" in Madrid on Wednesday. I guess that in addition to the horns, you also occasionally get an eight-inch wide perforation in your lower abdomen. (Amazing [and graphic] photos and video below, so proceed at your own risk.) » 5/29/09 10:20am 5/29/09 10:20am

The Super Bowl Does Not Want Your Erotic Fruits And Veggies

Our story so far: PETA produced a Super Bowl ad that featured scantily-clad women doing naughty things with vegetables. Somehow, Sean Salisbury and Whoopi Goldberg got involved. Then things got weird ... » 1/28/09 2:30pm 1/28/09 2:30pm

Yeah, Give Him A Red Card. I Dare You

Ha, watch closely; about two minutes in, even the bull realizes that soccer is a dull game, and stops charging. He's thinking "getting maimed with swords is better than watching this." » 1/06/09 2:00pm 1/06/09 2:00pm

He Calls This Move 'The Spanish Prostate Exam'

For those considering a career in bullfighting, please feel free to use this as your screensaver. One of Spain's big shot matadors was gored not once, but twice; including this most excellent shot by a bull who obviously knows what he's doing. And so Jose "The Balls" Thomas is forced to choose a new nickname. » 6/17/08 4:30pm 6/17/08 4:30pm

It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game

Please bear with me if you've seen this before; any time I see something this large and angry go into the stands that isn't Ron Artest, I must post it. Three things of note here: 1. Love the three guys sitting under the little overhang in the middle there, safe from harm in the stadium's finest luxury box. 2. Insult… » 3/24/08 5:30pm 3/24/08 5:30pm