183. The Anvil taught Davey Boy how to drug his wife's orange juice right before bed time each night. Then the next morning their wives would awaken with bloody, sore anuses. It took them a few bloody anuses to realize their husbands were anally raping them.
Evening DUAN. For all of you who are engaged, or getting married soon, just a bit of advice.
FUCK SEATING CHARTS.
This is seriously the worst part about planning a wedding. We have 2 huge families to deal with, closing in on 500 people, and it's fucking ridiculous.
"You can't sit him with her. Those 2 don't get along. She doesn't like so-and-so.Etc. Etc. Etc."
Here's what you do, and if I could plan it again, what I would do: Get a huge tumbler, like you see at raffles. Put 10 numbers from each table, and everyone gets a number when they walk through the door. Quick, easy, painless, and if anyone bitches about who they got stuck with, it's completely random, so you cannot be blamed.
@I'm Hafner the man I used to be: Exactly. Just pick whoever you don't like, and let all the other guests step on them. For the full effect, get Roger Daltrey to throw things at the dead.
Weddings suck. A long standing fued between myself and wife vs. my stepmother began with the roll up to our wedding. That was years ago. If any bad blood etc between the families will ever be spawned, I can tell you that the wedding will be the launching pad. Good Luck.
@Fatty_B: I'm ok, I've been like Switzerland while they're planning their side. I'm doing my side by myself. No input from anyone else, no arguments, no explaining anything to anyone.
@I'm Hafner the man I used to be: This is why, if I ever get married again, a fat Elvis impersonator and a breathalyzer will most certainly be involved.
As a larger issue, just when you think the MSM might pick up on stories that we actually care about, they serve up this drivel filled with people we're sick of. Sigh.
I once almost got in a fight with a guy in high school because I referred to him as "Goldust" for a few days. We were going to meet after school in the cafeteria, there were like dozens of kids there on both sides. It would have been a scary lesson in the psychology of mob mentality if it wasn't so damned funny.
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Somehow, I don't doubt this one.
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183. The Anvil taught Davey Boy how to drug his wife's orange juice right before bed time each night. Then the next morning their wives would awaken with bloody, sore anuses. It took them a few bloody anuses to realize their husbands were anally raping them.
Jesus.
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FUCK SEATING CHARTS.
This is seriously the worst part about planning a wedding. We have 2 huge families to deal with, closing in on 500 people, and it's fucking ridiculous.
"You can't sit him with her. Those 2 don't get along. She doesn't like so-and-so.Etc. Etc. Etc."
Here's what you do, and if I could plan it again, what I would do: Get a huge tumbler, like you see at raffles. Put 10 numbers from each table, and everyone gets a number when they walk through the door. Quick, easy, painless, and if anyone bitches about who they got stuck with, it's completely random, so you cannot be blamed.
/grabs another glass of whiskey
How's everyone else?
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Weddings suck. A long standing fued between myself and wife vs. my stepmother began with the roll up to our wedding. That was years ago.
If any bad blood etc between the families will ever be spawned, I can tell you that the wedding will be the launching pad.
Good Luck.
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My fiancée and her parents were getting heated last night, and I had to walk out a few times.
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...Hello?
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As a larger issue, just when you think the MSM might pick up on stories that we actually care about, they serve up this drivel filled with people we're sick of. Sigh.
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alright my head just fucking exploded....
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The Jake Roberts story is the funniest shit ever.
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Very NSFW for anyone at work.
"Tito Santana is a Mexican.........he's OK, better than nothing."
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It was totally worth it.
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