If You Don't Like Bacon On Your Hamburger, Then Screw You

Let's talk about hamburgers for moment, because they're delicious. They're big and moist, and when that little mixture of beefy juices and ketchup runoff goes sliding down your hand and you quickly lick it up like a porn star—well now that's quite a moment. And you know what makes a hamburger even better? BACON. Which… » 1/06/12 1:00pm 1/06/12 1:00pm