Minnesota Timberwolves Hit Kevin Love With A Solid Burn

For the first time since being traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers, Kevin Love will play a game against his former team, the Minnesota Timberwolves, in Minnesota tonight. To show everyone just how pumped they are for the return of their former star, the T-Wolves put together this very well-produced hype video. » 1/29/15 3:07pm 1/29/15 3:07pm

College Football Player Horribly Burned While Making Bloomin’ Onion…

Kyle Smith, a sophomore defensive tackle for NAIA Carroll College in Montana, received horrific burns last month after a cooking accident at his girlfriend's home. Smith was attempting to make a battered, deep-fried onion when everything went horribly wrong. » 7/03/13 11:04am 7/03/13 11:04am

Boston Pilot Uses Crying Baby To Drop A Burn On Sidney Crosby

This tweet comes to us from Dan Roche, who covers the Bruins for WBZ and was flying back to Boston this morning after watching the B's dismantle the Penguins in Game 2 of the Eastern Conference finals. It's probably the only decent joke that has ever been told by a pilot. » 6/04/13 5:08pm 6/04/13 5:08pm

The Dallas Stars Showed An Empty Chair On The Jumbotron, Identified It…

Like SNL, half of minor league baseball, and Mets GM Sandy Alderson, the Dallas Stars had some fun with the Manti Te'o story yesterday. During their home-opener (a 4-3 win over the Phoenix Coyotes) the stadium's jumbotron operators spotted an empty seat and, in a mash-up of old Clint Eastwood empty-chair jokes and new… » 1/20/13 12:05pm 1/20/13 12:05pm