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    And Now, My Michael Jordan Impression

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/06/09

    In reply to And Now, My Michael Jordan Impression
    "Wilbur, why do you keep feeding me HGH? My penis is the size of a cocktail wiener."
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    06/06/09

    In reply to And Now, My Michael Jordan Impression
    Is there a triple crown for port-a-potty racing?


    Box this trifecta: Mine That Bird; Flying Private; Luv Gov.

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/05/09

    In reply to Stupid Child Labor Laws Ruining American Horse Racing
    Stupid Child Labor Laws Ruining American Horse Racing


    Fucking Hamilton, this is exactlywhat I was talking about!


    -Thomas Jefferson

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/05/09

    In reply to Stupid Child Labor Laws Ruining American Horse Racing
    Who is that guy on Sarah Jessica Parker's back in that picture?
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    Image of Bahama Swallow Bahama Swallow
    06/05/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: Dude, really?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/05/09

    @Bahama Swallow: Big Sex and The City fan?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/05/09

    In reply to Stupid Child Labor Laws Ruining American Horse Racing
    PETA thinks these 8 year old jockeys should be thrown in jail.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/05/09

    In reply to Stupid Child Labor Laws Ruining American Horse Racing
    No other region in the continental U.S. offered kids as young as 8 the opportunity to learn the balance and subtle artistry it takes to ride a reckless, 1,200-pound animal.


    Great passage. When the inevitable Charles Barkley child sex scandal breaks, you can totally plug this in.

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/05/09

    In reply to Stupid Child Labor Laws Ruining American Horse Racing
    And sometimes he would race against a chicken, for some reason.


    With his cockfighting career finished, little Jerry Seinfeld was running out of options.

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/05/09

    In reply to Stupid Child Labor Laws Ruining American Horse Racing
    sometimes with your bare feet in the stirrups, sometimes on a horse's bare back


    I thought Louisiana still let 8-year-olds bare back it.

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/05/09

    In reply to Stupid Child Labor Laws Ruining American Horse Racing
    "Well ya know what they say, no one parties like a jockey!"
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/05/09

    In reply to Stupid Child Labor Laws Ruining American Horse Racing
    I obtained a picture of Jim Morrison's death tracks from the Paris coroner's office.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/05/09

    In reply to Stupid Child Labor Laws Ruining American Horse Racing
    And sometimes he would race against a chicken, for some reason.


    Well, not so much "race against" as "try to avoid being eaten by".


    /jockeys are tiny

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/12/09

    In reply to Old Boy Network To Let Broad Run In Preakness
    I don't know about you guys, but I prefer mayo to Miracle Horse.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    05/12/09

    @Weed Against Speed: unless they win, they all make equally delicious dog food.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    05/12/09

    In reply to Old Boy Network To Let Broad Run In Preakness
    does this mean tha a horse is not in fact just a horse, of course?
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    05/12/09

    In reply to Old Boy Network To Let Broad Run In Preakness
    So he's a horse whore?
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    Image of FozzieBear FozzieBear
    05/12/09

    In reply to Old Boy Network To Let Broad Run In Preakness
    Matthew Broderick is not impressed. He's been riding a female horse for years now.


    /jezebel'ed

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    Image of Business_Socks Business_Socks
    05/12/09

    @FozzieBear: Actually, after observing the Jezibus Maximus in the DUAN environment I must say you'd probably get your liver ripped out for that joke.
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    Image of J.R. Brown J.R. Brown
    05/12/09

    @Business_Socks: I don't know, Socks. She might get ripped by them, for all we know.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    05/12/09

    @J.R. Brown: Oh, we do know. We have crossed the sacred borders and entered their lands before. They may not love Sarah Jessica Parker, but they will defend to the death her right to not be called a horse.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/12/09

    @ClintonPortishead: What about beard? Are we allowed to call her that?
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    Image of LloydCarrPoolLane LloydCarrPoolLane
    05/12/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Does that mean equine references in regards to Hillary Swank are off limits as well?
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    05/12/09

    @LloydCarrPoolLane: maybe, if Hillary Swank was a woman.
    HI-YO!
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